When young I fantasized about a glorious death. Odds are I'll

[Floyd R. Turbo]

smack my head on the open freezer door and choke on a spoon full of chunky peanut butter!

[Permanut]

1. I prefer to be shot by a jealous husband when I"m 104.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Ha!

[keithbvadu2]

2. Leave the jar out in plain sight so you'll be remembered for the glorious lawsuit.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🤗

[OldBaldy1701E]

3. I always thought I would die comfortably and without pain after changing the world.

What a dumbass I was!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🥹

[ret5hd]

4. wow...chunky peanut butter.

now, that’s the way to go i’m tellin’ ya’.

i would salute you.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😁

[lpbk2713]

5. I only hope to win the Powerball.

Just once would be fine. I'm not greedy.

[CanonRay]

6. Like Ned Devine!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤗

[marked50]

7. I guess there are a lot of worse ways to go.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 🤗

[JoseBalow]

14. I hope to go like Will Roger's grandfather...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 😬