I hate reminders of my geezer status

[Skittles]

I found a wallet in a parking lot and the date of birth listed on the guy's driver's license was 2002.

I literally said out loud, "2002? Really? FUCK!!"

EGREGIOUS

*yes I was able to get the wallet returned.....

[keithbvadu2]

1. When filling out a form wanting my birth year, I scroll down, and down, and down.

[Skittles]

2. OH OH YES

THAT TOO!

[MOMFUDSKI]

3. I have clothes older than

that! 2002. Pffffft

[Skittles]

4. omg

when a coworker exclaimed, "I'M NOT *THAT* YOUNG, I'M THIRTY" - I told him dude, I have SHOES older than you, SIT THE FUCK DOWN

[Attilatheblond]

5. Geezerhood has it's downside

but it beats the alternative at our age.

[Skittles]

9. I don't really think about it much

it's just the REMINDERS I find....well, annoying

[ProfessorGAC]

6. When I See The Sign At The Register...

...stating if you were born after this date in "2003" you can't buy alcohol, I feel the same. I was 47 then!

[Skittles]

8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

IT KILLS ME I TELL YOU!!!

[Diamond_Dog]

7. ....

[MOMFUDSKI]

10. There is the joke about throwing out your

back scrolling back to the year of your birth on websites

[UTUSN]

11. I usually tell Teh Young, "I hate you."

*****QUOTE*****

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43283/when-you-are-old

When You Are Old
BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

***** UNQUOTE*****

[EYESORE 9001]

12. This is how I feel

when I have to scroll to my birth year

[LudwigPastorius]

13. I'm so old...

when I was a kid, the Dead Sea just had a bad cough.

[Skittles]

14. I'm so old

I remember when DEA was just the first three letters in the word DEAL

*stolen from High Times magazine!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

15. I was a mess cook at the last supper!

Al

[Skittles]

18. *SNORT*

[retread]

16. My wife and I have been a couple for 55 years.

[Doc_Technical]

17. I knew the Marquis de Sade

when he was just a little whippersnapper.