Saturday Joke Thread

[red dog 1]

Two penguins are standing on an ice flow.
The first penguin says to the second penguin, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo!"
The second penguin replies, "What makes you think I'm not?'

[Glorfindel]

1. A drunk staggers between two nuns walking down the street.

He turns, scratches his head, and says, "How'd *hic* she DO that?"

[BOSSHOG]

2. Two Nuns got into a minor car accident

They went to a garage to get their car fixed but the mechanic sent them to a fruit stand because he heard Nuns traveled in “pairs.”

[Walleye]

3. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar

The bartender says
“what is this, some kind of joke?”

[red dog 1]

4. What's black and white and green?

A nun eating a pickle.

[Marthe48]

5. What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A nun rolling downhill

[JoseBalow]

6. What's the only kind of meat a priest can eat on Friday?

[BOSSHOG]

7. Guess what I heard?

Sheep.