Even if you hit the jackpot

[True Dough]

is there any chance you'd find this in your home?

[Turbineguy]

1. Trump-like.

[Niagara]

10. Let's hope so....

I could see that fucker breaking his neck getting on and off that commode.

[58Sunliner]

2. Please tell me that does not actually exist.

[Sneederbunk]

3. Bring me my steed.

[True Dough]

4. What a bunch of

horse pucky, some may say.

[Niagara]

5. The Mane Event

[True Dough]

6. Better hope

it's not the "bucking bronco" while you're taking care of business!

[Niagara]

7. Hay-larious!

That sure would stirrup trouble.

[True Dough]

8. Your pun reins supreme, Niagara!

You whinny!

[Niagara]

9. That's profoundly neigh-borly of you, True!

I'm currently on my high horse and saddled with puns.