Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 2

[red dog 1]

1) "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation...because I was eavesdropping."

2) "Women! You can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere!"

3) "Your moms? I didn't sleep with your moms. I slept with Joy!"

4) "I'm jealous of everyone not married to you."

5) "When I was growing up, it was just Possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's Irish or something."

6) "Guns don't kill people, physics kills people!"

7) "Men are such idiots, and I married their king."

8) "I don't know anybody named Heywood Jablome."

9) "I'm not a woulda' shoulda' coulda' kind of guy."

10) "Not tomorrow, today! I want to see your cousin with a check today!"















More TV show lines from Part 1
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[elleng]

1. 'What's next?'

[lapfog_1]

57. west wing... it's the shows catch phrase

[no_hypocrisy]

2. And then he opens a little bottle that says "Vanilla!"

[ItsjustMe]

3. Happiness is hard to come by in this life, and you've given me more than my share.

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Endangering innocent bystanders is 90% of what we do ! And the other 10% we're on break ! nt

[Wolf Frankula]

5. 2 sounds like an Al Bundy line from Married with Children

Wolf

[red dog 1]

6. Good guess, it does sound like something Al Bundy would say,

but it wasn't him.

[Tribetime]

51. 1-2-4-7 all sound like that show to me with one of them peg

[red dog 1]

7. "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"

[red dog 1]

8. "If you don't give me my money back, I'm gonna punch you in each eye, then I'm gonna punch you in the mouth,

then I'm gonna take a stick and crack your head... In other words, I'm gonna open everything that's closed, and close everything that's open."

[red dog 1]

9. "May his death satisfy you."

[VGNonly]

16. Gus Fring

[red dog 1]

19. Ding!

[Figarosmom]

10. #3 the kids are alright?

"She's alive "

[red dog 1]

11. Nope

[Emile]

12. "I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load."

[leftyladyfrommo]

13. Just the facts, maam. Just the facts. nt

[red dog 1]

14. Dragnet

[leftyladyfrommo]

18. The sound of that hammer coming down. nt

[VGNonly]

15. "My pizza never hurt nobody".

[JoseBalow]

17. Laverne and Shirley?

[VGNonly]

20. The Sopranos

AJ got the wrong pizza!

[red dog 1]

21. "Mom, he's spelling at me again!"

[red dog 1]

22. "I got a tattoo of Moses partin' the Red Sea on my bottom. Wanna see?"

[red dog 1]

23. "Why don't you have another vat of wine, dear?"

[Harker]

25. ...

Flowery Twats.

[red dog 1]

28. Farty Towels it is.

[red dog 1]

24. "David, I can help. I'm a cop. That's what I do for a living."

[VGNonly]

26. #5 Jesse Pinkman

[red dog 1]

27. Si, senor

Good old Jesse!

[red dog 1]

29. "How do you like me so far?"

[red dog 1]

30. "He's from Barcelona."

[Harker]

31. I'm still here. n/t

[red dog 1]

64. Farty Towels?

[Harker]

65. Ding!

[pat_k]

54. Faulty Towers

[red dog 1]

63. You got it!

[red dog 1]

32. "Well, if I was asked to describe your build, I'd say you have, uh, very well developed muscles,

uh, and a good bone structure, very good bone structure, fine frame ... and the whole thing is covered with fat."

[red dog 1]

33. "Blessed screaming Jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker."

[berniesandersmittens]

34. #3 Shameless?

[red dog 1]

35. No, it's from a popular sitcom that ran on NBC for 4 seasons

(It was cancelled because NBC refused to continue it, much to the chagrin of the show's many viewers)

[red dog 1]

36. "Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?"

[JoseBalow]

38. Soap?

My guess based on a redhead named Jessica

*Hmm, come to think of it... Jessica Rabbit was a redhead too, but that was a movie, not a TV show.

[red dog 1]

40. You Got It!

[Brother Buzz]

37. I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing...

I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.

[JoseBalow]

39. I was going to guess Golden Girls

But the VD gave me doubts

[Brother Buzz]

41. A wackadoodle night time satirical soap opera created by Norman Lear

Interesting, Martin Mull's 'Fernwood Tonight' was the summer replacement, and Fernwood was the fictional location the soap opera was set in.

[JoseBalow]

42. Oh! Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman!

An oldie, bit a goodie. I liked those spinoff shows too, Fernwood Tonight and America Tonight. I love Martin Mull

[Brother Buzz]

43. Yes, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman! was comic genius

All the trappings of a genuine soap opera, but with a hilariously bent script.

On edit: Martin Mull introduced me to Tom Waits. I was gobsmacked when I saw it:

[JoseBalow]

44. I love Tom Waits, he's so wonderfully weird!

I just watched him the other day in Ironweed... He was just perfect, stole every scene he was in. I think he was typecast for the role.

I especially love the film work he's done with Jim Jarmusch

(10:42)

[red dog 1]

45. "I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to $HIT"

[red dog 1]

46. "She thought it might be a silver baby."

[red dog 1]

47. "Al doesn't like me blowing smoke in his eggs. What am I supposed to do? Stop smoking?"

[JoseBalow]

48. Married With Children?

[red dog 1]

49. That's it!

[VGNonly]

50. "What's a squat cobbler?"

[lapfog_1]

58. better call saul... great line

[JT45242]

52. #3 hot in Cleveland

#9 sounds like it could be David Addison from moonlighting.

[red dog 1]

67. Nope & Nope. (good guesses though)

#3 is from a popular NBC sitcom that only ran for 4 seasons.
#9 is from a "dramedy" TV series on F/X that ran for 7 years.

[pat_k]

53. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

[GroundhogDemocrat]

55. Deleted

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[red dog 1]

66. Welcome to DU!

("You ought not talk that way, you're just a boy" is from Slingblade)

[JoseBalow]

56. "What did the 5 fingers say to the face?"

[Harker]

60. I give up...

what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

[JoseBalow]

61. "Slap!"

[Harker]

62. Ow! I walked right into that one. n/t

[XanaDUer2]

59. Kick

[red dog 1]

68. "Mary, there's something I have to tell you. I come from another world."

[JoseBalow]

69. 3rd Rock From the Sun?

Wasn't Mary played by Jane Curtin, John Lithgow's girlfriend/co-worker?

[Harker]

70. "Soap"?

Burt.

[red dog 1]

71. No, it was 3rd Rock

[red dog 1]

72. "Okay, I'll make it simple; you either accept my offer by the end of the day or I'll make it my personal mission

to bury you by the end of the month."

[red dog 1]

73. "It's a well-known fact that capital punishment is a detergent to crime."

[JoseBalow]

74. Sounds like something Archie Bunker would say

[red dog 1]

75. It sure does.

[red dog 1]

76. "I'm from a very strict family. We weren't allowed to talk at meals, we couldn't even hum.

Anybody who hummed got a punch in the throat."

[red dog 1]

77. I am the one who knocks."

[Mad_Dem_X]

79. Breaking Bad

[red dog 1]

81. Ding!

[Brother Buzz]

78. I got a neat collection of Spike Jones records with a lot of burps and glug-glugs on 'em...

[red dog 1]

80. MASH?

A Radar O'Reilly line?

[Brother Buzz]

82. Yep

[VGNonly]

83. "This was the best week of my life!"

[red dog 1]

84. "What's that smell?'

(Show ran 4 seasons on Comedy Central)

[Brother Buzz]

85. I gotta kill that boy. I just gotta...

[red dog 1]

86. "I've got to be in a regular school; one with metal detectors and pregnant cheerleaders."

[red dog 1]

87. "He draws trouble like a summer melon draws flies"

[red dog 1]

88. "I'm going to rip off your ears, and shove 'em up your butt, just so you can hear me kicking your ass."

[VGNonly]

89. "Dirty up your hands,

we'll eat in ten".