Office grenade

[Major Nikon]

[MineralMan]

1. A long time ago, I worked in a gas company office.

Someone accidentally dropped a 1 oz. bottle of Ethyl Mercaptan, the smelly stuff used to add odor to natural gas. It broke. It emptied the building for the rest of the day. In the parts per million concentration, it's fine, and lets people know there's a gas leak. An ounce of it evaporating in a building is a crisis.

[HopeHoops]

2. Sorry, but I don't get the joke. That's sofa cleaning stuff. Office?

[HappyMe]

3. It's like air freshener stuff.

But you spray it on fabric or carpets. It's disgustingly sweet.

It would clear a room, that's for sure.

[HopeHoops]

4. So would a cat fart. I still don't get the joke.

[Major Nikon]

5. Throwing a cat over a cubicle wall and then expecting him to fart spontaneously is a bit of a trick

[HopeHoops]

6. You don't have to expect them to fart - THEY JUST DO!

Ever smelled cat food? As Carlin said, "The only thing that smells worse than cat food is cat food that's been through a cat's digestive tract."