Not to start a flame war or anything, but in my opinion Dove ice cream bars taste way better than

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Dove soap bars!

[MiHale]

1. Love the ice cream bars...

But the feathers keep getting stuck in my teeth.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Gack!

[underpants]

3. My aunt once made me hold a bar of soap in my mouth

I don’t remember what I said but it must’ve been bad.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Ralphie?

[underpants]

8. Yep just like that. Before the movie

[birdographer]

5. My mother did that to me

She did not exactly excel at parenting.

[Different Drummer]

6. Second that!

[XanaDUer2]

7. Dove soap smells better

But I use unscented

[Niagara]

9. My personal preference is Lux!

[EverHopeful]

10. Also don't want to start a flame war but I'd say Dove chocolates also taste better than the soap

I'm really glad my Mom didn't do the soap in the mouth thing because helping my Dad work on cars at a young age, I learned the names of all the tools and how to cuss like a sailor.

[BOSSHOG]

11. In other words

You have perfected the art of cussing.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. A Matter Of Taste

Some people love the taste of soap.
And, by some people, I probably mean nobody.
Oh, and I've been on tours to see them make both of these products. The ice cream bar plant was more fun. Less noisy, too.