Fri Dec 30, 2011, 01:41 PM
Stuart G (29,375 posts)
A joke about driving too slow #10
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state
police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five little old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers" "Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says quite proudly. The state police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned sheepishly and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask...is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer says with concern. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, Officer. We just got off Route 119."
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Stuart G | Dec 2011 | OP |
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RebelOne | Dec 2011 | #2 | |
marzipanni | Dec 2011 | #3 | |
emilyg | Dec 2011 | #4 |
Response to Stuart G (Original post)
Fri Dec 30, 2011, 01:50 PM
Tom_Foolery (4,659 posts)
1. Excellent...
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Response to Stuart G (Original post)
Fri Dec 30, 2011, 03:32 PM
RebelOne (30,947 posts)
2. That's a good one. n/t
Response to Stuart G (Original post)
Fri Dec 30, 2011, 04:50 PM
marzipanni (6,008 posts)
3. Hmm, maybe that explains all the accidents
on the road I grew up on- Rte. 117.
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Response to Stuart G (Original post)
Sat Dec 31, 2011, 12:29 AM
emilyg (22,742 posts)
4. Like the jokes you post.