***STOP THE PRESSES!***

[RushIsRot]

Today I reach the ripe old age of 71. Please try to keep the gifts under $1000.

Thank you,

That is all.

[bluesbassman]

1. Happy Birthday!!!

71 eh? Still young enough to be buying green bananas I think.

Hope you have a great day RushIsRot!

[RushIsRot]

12. You mean there are actually people who buy and eat bananas?

[AverageJoe90]

2. Happy Birthday, man.

[Tobin S.]

3. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear RushisRot, happy birthday to you.

[harmonicon]

4. Happy birthday!!

I would never insult you by getting you something nice for your birthday. Don't worry.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Seize the day!

[RushIsRot]

15. After that, what do I do with it?

[HappyMe]

6. Happy Birthday!

Enjoy the day.

[TuxedoKat]

7. Well Happy Birthday!!!

Hope you have a great day and a wonderful year.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Happy b-day!

[handmade34]

9. Happy Birthday!

[Phentex]

10. Happy Birthday!

You do know they barely use "the presses" anymore, right?

[RushIsRot]

13. No doubt my artistic license will be revoked.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit.

[HopeHoops]

11. Bah. You're just getting to sugar daddy age.

[RushIsRot]

14. Guess now all I need is to get to sugar daddy wealth.

[HopeHoops]

16. Shit. I forgot about that minor detail.

[bigwillq]

17. Happy Birthday!

[madmax]

18. Happy Birthday, ya young whippersnapper. ;) nt

[polly7]

19. Happy Birthday! nt.

[femmocrat]

20. Happy birthday, RushIsRot!

Hope you had a great day!

[nolabear]

21. Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over 70!

Congrats!

[livetohike]

22. Hope you are having a very Happy Birthday RushIsRot and

may you enjoy many, many more

[Kali]

23. good day for a holiday!

Happy Birthday!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

24. PARTY!