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Enter stage left

(4,635 posts) Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:38 PM Aug 2024

I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative...

I'm about to start a religious movement!

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I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative... (Original Post) Enter stage left Aug 2024 OP

Holy sh*t! TheRickles Aug 2024 #1

lol. badhair77 Aug 2024 #2

Bless your fart Behind the Aegis Aug 2024 #3

The spirit of christ compels you. JoseBalow Aug 2024 #4

That's gonna be one helluva messy exorcism. oasis Aug 2024 #8

Holy shit Batman! Aussie105 Aug 2024 #5

Sounds like you'll be a pew-sitter! nt Shermann Aug 2024 #6

Jesus' way of telling you..... lastlib Aug 2024 #7

TheRickles

(3,533 posts)

1. Holy sh*t!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:39 PM

Aug 2024

badhair77

(5,211 posts)

2. lol.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:45 PM

Aug 2024

Ok, I really did laugh to myself. Thanks.

Behind the Aegis

(56,216 posts)

3. Bless your fart

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Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:46 PM

Aug 2024

JoseBalow

(9,742 posts)

4. The spirit of christ compels you.

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:52 PM

Aug 2024

oasis

(53,986 posts)

8. That's gonna be one helluva messy exorcism.

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 12:09 AM

Aug 2024

Aussie105

(8,180 posts)

5. Holy shit Batman!

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:53 PM

Aug 2024

Have lots of spray cans of air freshener ready!

Notice on the door after the eruptive event - enter at your own peril!

Shermann

(9,072 posts)

6. Sounds like you'll be a pew-sitter! nt

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Wed Aug 28, 2024, 08:55 PM

Aug 2024

lastlib

(28,618 posts)

7. Jesus' way of telling you.....

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2024, 10:00 PM

Aug 2024

...it's time for your colonoscopy..

Hail Mary, full of, um,......

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