A Doctor gave a Man six months to live

[BOSSHOG]

The Man didn’t pay his bill, so the Doctor gave him another six months.

[Permanut]

1. You'll be here all week, right?

[BOSSHOG]

2. My schedules pretty full but Ill try.

[Permanut]

3. By the way, I'm stealin' this one.

[BOSSHOG]

4. Are you a Doctor?

[Permanut]

5. No, but there's something about medical jokes..

For example I called the urology clinic the other day, and they said "Can you hold?"

[BOSSHOG]

7. Two months ago

I went to the hospital with back pain (I’m a septuagenarian). I saw a lot of medical types. A young nurse said matter of factly, I have to give you two shots in the backside. Please turn around and lower your pants just a bit. I won’t look. I said, you are gonna poke me with two sharp objects and you’re not gonna look. She said I’m a sharpshooter. I thought it was time for me to quit. However whatever they did worked. God Bless those who work in health care.

I see your first vote was for Nixon in 68. My first was by mail from boot camp in 72. Sadly, I committed a youthful indiscretion and voted for dick as well. I remember the slogan - Don’t change Dicks in the middle of a screw vote for Nixon in 72.

Yes Medical jokes are treasures.

[JoseBalow]

6. Henny Youngman

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

[BOSSHOG]

8. Henny was a joy

I’m married and have been so for more than a half a century. Hmmmmm. But incredibly happily so. She’s been spoiling me rotten for no apparent reason since Nixon resigned.

[JoseBalow]

9. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.