Name a magical power you would like to have. I would like to fly

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[Ocelot II]

1. Telekinesis.

All sorts of mischief would be possible.

[samnsara]

3. yeah me too! i could do all my house work without getting out of my chair!

[debm55]

7. HAhahah Thank you Ocelot ii

[NoMoreRepugs]

2. Easy, Victoria Neuman's from "The Boyz" , I'd explode trumps head the moment I realized I could.

[debm55]

8. OH you. Thank you,

[Karyn the Great]

4. My superpower would be....KARMA

Karma

[marble falls]

6. Turning down the volume.

[debm55]

11. Thank you marble falls.

[debm55]

9. Thank you Karyn the Great. Welcom to DU

[LetMyPeopleVote]

66. Welcome to DU

[debm55]

95. Thank you Karyn the Great . and welcome to DU

[Ferrets are Cool]

5. I would like to be able to predict the winners of sports games.

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12. Thank you Ferrets are Cool

[Jrose]

10. To be able to mentally transport Djt and his cohorts to a

a deserted island with only basic necessities, and no return ship. on a distant planet.

[debm55]

14. thank you Jrose. HAHAHAHH

[FalloutShelter]

16. Me too.

I would like to be able to wish TFG into the phantom zone.

[Aviation Pro]

20. But with plenty of firearms and ammunition

Lord of the Flies on steroids.

[Marigold]

13. I'd like to time travel

I'd especially like a few do overs.

[debm55]

15. Thank you very much, Marigold.

[madaboutharry]

17. Time Travel.

Especially to the past. I would like to have a chat with my North African great-grandfather so I could fill in the gaps in my family tree. 🧐

[debm55]

18. Very interesting. Thank you madaboutharry

[Aviation Pro]

19. I would like the ability to reverse the last eight or nine years

Yes, that would benefit humanity.

[debm55]

25. Thank you Aviation Pro

[lark]

21. What a great superpower flying would be!

I choose teleportation - no more traffic and easy to move heavy things and reach things that are too high!

[debm55]

27. Thank you lark. I think flying would be great too.

[Doodley]

22. I would like to be invisible with the additional magical power to make anything I choose invisible.

This would enable me to commit many "crimes" and get away with them! For example, as Trump holds a rally, I could creep him out with a few nudges and whispers. I could also dig plenty of dirt and cause chaos throughout the Republican party.

[debm55]

28. Hahaha. You are funny, Thank you Doodley

[demotux]

23. Immortality

...but only when there are no Reps around.

[debm55]

29. Thank you demotux,

[Walleye]

24. I think, just being able to run again, like I did 50 years ago

[debm55]

30. Yes Walleye--doing everything like I did 50 years ago

[stopdiggin]

26. if there's such a thing as really turning people into toads ....

I have a list ...

[debm55]

31. Hahaha Thank you stopdiggin

[LakeArenal]

32. I would like Super Health.

Not one sick day. Ever.

[debm55]

34. Thank you LakeArenal That would be great.

[viva la]

33. Invisibility.

It would be very useful in my next career as a spy.

[debm55]

35. HAHAHAHAHAHAHh. thank you viva la

[viva la]

70. Also I can read over people's shoulders.

I have to say, my desired sins are all sneaky.

[debm55]

72. HAHAHAHAHHA. thank you viva la

[Solly Mack]

36. All of them. I'm greedy.

[debm55]

39. HAHAHAHAHAH. Thank you Solly Mack.

[debm55]

73. Oh you. Thank you Solly Mack.

[Sanity Claws]

37. Ability to discern the truth when someone is lying to me

[debm55]

41. Thank you.SanityClaws. That would be very useful

[lapfog_1]

54. PokerFace

on peacock starring Natasha Lyonne.

She has that exact ability. Very entertaining series, I hope it continues.

[debm55]

55. Thank you lapfog_1

[WestMichRad]

38. To be able to teleport a$$hole drivers

… into large, remote mosquito-infested swamps. (Without their autos. And without insect repellent, of course.)

It’s a fantasy that calms me when BillyBob is tailgating me in his monstrously huge truck.

[debm55]

43. Thank you WestMichRad. If I can I pull over and let him pass. Guess what,, he is one car ahead of me at the light.

[Wicked Blue]

40. Teleportation

Being able to go anywhere in a matter of seconds.

Oh-oh, beam me up Scotty, I accidentally teleported tp MAGALAND.

[debm55]

45. HAHAHAHAH. Thank you Wicked Blue. that would be scary.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

42. I'd like to heal people.

Healing myself would good too but just other people would be fine.

[debm55]

46. Thank you disntnt.irny_scsm. That would be wonderful.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

48. If I could heal people, I'd have back some family and friends.

[debm55]

50. That is so heartfelt of you.

[Prairie_Seagull]

44. The power to breathe underwater.

With no gear.

[debm55]

47. Thank you Prairie_Seagull That would be wonderful.

[debm55]

49. I would also like my house never to get messy and always have it clean.

[Ziggysmom]

51. Mind control/telepathy. I'd have Cheeto Man barking like a dog and admitting all his lies

on Faux News!!!

[debm55]

53. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you Ziggyamom.

[Lunabell]

52. Is eating anything you want and not gaining weight a magical power?

It's hard being chubby in a fat phobic world.

[debm55]

56. Yes it is Lunabell. thank you for posting your power.

[mjvpi]

84. I was going to say ice cream without consequences. I'm right with you.

[lapfog_1]

57. everyone is thinking too small

I simply want to be God. All powerful, all knowing.

The ability to change the past, the present and the future.

There would simply be NO Trump, no MAGA, no dictators and their cronies. No racism, no genderism.

I don't know if I would allow any free will that would lead to the creation of inequality. Maybe, but there would be constraints on it.

Yes, I would be the dictator of the world, but a benevolent dictator.

All bow down before the one and only Lapfog!

[debm55]

60. Thank you lapfog_1 But you have to start out small and work your way up.

[Midnight Writer]

58. Shapeshifting. The ability to instantly change myself into anything or anyone I want.

[debm55]

61. HAHAHHAHHAHHH. I like it. Thank you Midnight Writer.

[SheltieLover]

59. Vaporize ruskie assets in the United States

[debm55]

62. Thank you SheltieLover. I hope it is possible.

[debm55]

63. Talk to my pets and they to me.

[lapfog_1]

75. you could try this...

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ai-human-to-dog-translator-app/id6443879540

I don't know how well it works... there are other similar apps.

[debm55]

76. I am going to look into that. Thank you for sharing that with us.

[Polly Hennessey]

64. I would like to be Samantha and/or Endora.

Ha! I would not have Darrin/Durwood/Dumbo around. This means my house would always be clean and I could live it up with Aunt Clara, Uncle Arthur, and Serena. My roast would always be in the oven and my kitchen immaculate. If I had a headache, ‘Calling Dr. Bombay, calling Dr. Bombay’. And, lastly, the delight of driving Mrs. Kravitz bonkers.

[debm55]

65. HAHAHHAHA. That's funny Polly.

[JoseBalow]

67. The ability to grant wishes

[debm55]

68. Yes. so there are no more hungry people. Thank you JoseBalow.

[ProfessorGAC]

69. Teleportation

No car. No plane.
Just poof, I'm where I want to go.

[debm55]

77. Me too. Like a bird. thank you ProfessorGAC.

[Different Drummer]

71. My response is the same as Marigold's.

Time travel/do overs.

[debm55]

78. Thank you Different Drummer. That would be interesting.

[NNadir]

74. The power to correct all of my mistakes.

[debm55]

79. Thank you NNadir. That would be wonderful.

[biophile]

80. Going for a sweep here

I’d like the ability to give myself any of the superpowers whenever I wish! At any one time, a given power (flying, invisibility, reading thoughts, teleportation,…) might be useful. So I like to keep options open!

[debm55]

94. I like that --great idea. Thank you biophile.

[kerouac2]

81. Was a question my kid got at achool

Flying seemed like a good one until he really thought about it. Figured that if you aren't also invincible, you will likely wipe out or fly into a bird and plummet to your death...

[debm55]

93. thank you kerouac2 I was a teacher for 42 years and yes I used this one in my classroom.

[Wolf Frankula]

82. Heal Animals by Touch.

Especially dogs and cats.

Wolf

[debm55]

92. How wonderful . Thank you Wolf, You have a very kind heart.

[radical noodle]

83. I'd love to magically get things done

by wiggling my nose. Perhaps I watched Bewitched too much but that's my dream power.

[debm55]

91. Thank you radical noodle. I think I did do,

[patphil]

85. I want to grant people the ability to know if someone is telling the truth or a lie.

Both with the spoken and written word.

[debm55]

90. Thank you patphil. Yes it is important to know.

[3catwoman3]

86. It would be hard to choose between making sure everyone on Earth...

...had clean water, enough to eat, and a safe place to live or being able to make sure no parent ever had to suffer the death of a child.

[debm55]

89. 3catwoman3 But if anyone could do it , it would be you, my friend.

[keithbvadu2]

87. The power of Elon Musk for one day.

I would transfer 10 billion$ to the me returning back tomorrow.

[debm55]

88. Thank you keithbvadu2