I won't be posting any less!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[Ptah]

1. Or Moore?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😬

[lastlib]

10. Relevant to nothing else here....

we had a high-school principal named Lester "Leroy" Moore. We called him "Rubber Lips" because he had really prominent lips that kinda flapped when he spoke. When he died, former students made jokes about him willing his lips to Goodyear.....

[Srkdqltr]

2. Wonderful.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 🥲

[Solly Mack]

5. There's no sob story to go with this?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Solly Mack]

9. Oh, come now. Tell us how the great responses you get and how people seem to like you

has caused you to rethink your posting habits on DU and that you won't be posting any less. Lay it on thick. Make it a hankie needing moment.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😂

[Solly Mack]

15. It's a joke played off the original post.

Which, to my thinking, was self-explanatory, yes.

[Lochloosa]

7. Is this a bad thing?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 🤔

[Permanut]

12. I'd be concerned if you did..

I might even send a sternly worded letter.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 😬

[True Dough]

16. No shrinkflation with ol' Floyd!

Just as many posts as ever and every single one of them will be chockful of emojis!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 🤗