Friday funnies Why do birds fly south in the Fall? It's too far to walk.

[debm55]

[MiHale]

1. Because it's not all about magnetic lines....

It’s cause they follow I-75 south.

[debm55]

2. Sorry MiHale. try again.

[Walleye]

4. I've always thought my hummingbirds fly up to Delaware Bay, and "turn left at the big bridge"

[debm55]

10. Sorry Walleye. Try again.

[MiHale]

11. It's a bad takeoff of an old joke...

Q…Why don’t hillbillies go to heaven?
A…I-75 don’t go that way.

Refers to all the southerners that moved up here to work in the auto industry they followed I- 75 up into Michigan where it ends its northern most route.

My humor has faded a little in the last week… don’t know why….

[Walleye]

12. Thanks for the historic reference, I hadn't heard that

[debm55]

13. Thank you,

[Walleye]

3. Because it's too far to walk?

[debm55]

6. Congratulations , Walleye, you are correct!

[Polly Hennessey]

7. I like Walleye's answer and it is funny.😁

[debm55]

8. Thank you for trying Polly Hennessey.

[Polly Hennessey]

5. Well, there's less snow ⛄️

My answer can’t be right, it’s too sensible and not at all funny 😄

[debm55]

9. Thank you for trying Polly Hennessey.

[Darwins_Retriever]

14. Trying to avoid Trumpian deportation

Expect an initial economic pact that turns into a military pact with Russia and China (and maybe N. Korea) in order to control the global economy and politics (and create global military dominance).

US military support will end with The Ukraine and ultimately with western Europe and Japan. I expect to see US defense air manufacturers selling to the allies of this triad.

[debm55]

15. Did you post this on the wrong board?

[zanana1]

16. You're killing me.

[debm55]

17. I'm very glad you are happy

[zanana1]

18. I love a good pun, but I always groan afterward.

[debm55]

19. Thank you