"Painful rectal itch" is the phrase of the day. You know what to do...

[HopeHoops]

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. I'm guessing this is the secret service code name for Ryan?

[rug]

2. Today is my 21st painful rectal itch!!

(happy anniversary)

[HappyMe]

3. Jury fail. This is the 2nd Republican

painful rectal itch cheerleading thread...

[coldwaterintheface]

4. "Painful rectal itch" is the phrase that pays!

So what do I win??????

Gimme, gimmme, gimme....I won!

[antiquie]

5. If ever you need a reason to shun me here it is...Painful rectal itch nt

[Wounded Bear]

6. Southern Baptists finally legitimize painful rectal itch....

[skygazer]

7. I need 100 hours of painful rectal itch in order to maintain my license.

Frankly, I'm not sure it's worth it.

[skygazer]

8. Painful rectal itch with children (creepy)

This is too easy. :p

[pokerfan]

9. Lookee here. This is a photo of painful rectal itch.

[pokerfan]

10. Today's painful rectal itch (Red River Rivalry Edition)

[pokerfan]

11. Vintage advertisements with painful rectal itch (creepy)

[pokerfan]

12. October is painful rectal itch Month

[pokerfan]

13. Painful rectal itch happens when you don't put a password on your computer.

[pokerfan]

14. In Russia, painful rectal itch laughs at you!

[struggle4progress]

15. OMFG They did make Atlas' Painful Rectal Itch Part II

[Bucky]

16. Pic-spam of my painful rectal itch for Kali

[Initech]

17. Are honor systems worth painful rectal itch?

[madinmaryland]

18. Don't touch my painful rectal itch if you please Mr. Customs man

[Taverner]

19. I am smoking painful rectal itches

[OriginalGeek]

20. I just ordered painful rectal itch from REI

I am just tingling with excitement waiting for my package.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. Painful rectal itch.....more popular than Congress!!!!!

Monkey vomit more popular as well.

[Bombero1956]

22. I bet that's a great jam

Chevy Chase: Save your breath fella! Here’s a new jam we’ve just put out. It’s called Painful Rectal Itch. You’d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a jam. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it’s great . . .

Dan Aykroyd: Mangled Baby Ducks. That’s right, Mangled Baby Ducks! Picture a jam so good that you’d dare to call it Mangled Baby Ducks! Great Jam! It’s beautiful jam!

John Belushi: Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is it - 10,000 Nuns and Orphans.

Jane Curtin: 10,000 Nuns and Orphans? What’s so bad about that?

John Belushi: They were all eaten by rats! Oh, it’s so good! MMM!

Garrett Morris: Hold it, hold it everyone, your attention please, I have here a jam called, Oh God, [mumbles] Ick! Yecch!

Dan Aykroyd: It’s so good it’s sick making!

Chevy Chase: Oh, that’s gotta be great jam!

Jane Curtin: So if it’s great jam you’re after, try this one, the brand so disgusting you can’t say it on television. Ask for it by name!

[mysuzuki2]

23. New Painful Rectal Itch Halloween Mask

[Baitball Blogger]

24. If you had the actual last name "Painful rectal itch" would that make you act nicer or

turn you into a badass?