Knotreal breaking news

[thinkingagain]

In a scrambled speech to his many “paid to listen and report whatever he tells them to” news agencies
T said he had to break it to the public but he could not lower egg prices he said he poached the subject with as many chickens as he could
but not one was willing to roll on the subject T even tried to hardboil the subject but alas in the end T said he was fried.
T spoke for about 3 mins on the subject

[dweller]

1. What the

Cluck ?!?



✌🏻

[thinkingagain]

2. 😊

I felt like I needed a little humor.
I’m not very good at it, but I hope it worked at least a little bit this time.

[lastlib]

3. I'm sure it didn't go over easy........

eggspecially if it went down eggsactly as you told it.

I could make more puns, but omelette it pass........

[thinkingagain]

4. Thems Eggtastic

🥚

[lastlib]

7. Are you egging me on?

This too shell pass.......

(That's a yolk......)

[dickthegrouch]

5. Eggregious prices not following Humpty Dumpty's script?

[red dog 1]

6. That went over easy

[boonecreek]

8. Not good news,

but keep your sunny side up.

[quaint]

9. You crack me up.