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Ice Fishing 🍯🍮🍭❕
When he puts his fishing line into the hole, he hears a loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE."
So he gets up, moves a short distance away, cuts another hole in the ice, and lowers in his line. Once again he hears the loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE."
So he gets up again, moves a little way, cuts another hole, and lowers in his line. The voice says, even louder, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE EITHER."
"Who is that?" the ice fisherman says, looking round. "Is that God?"
"NO," says the voice, "THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
So he gets up, moves a short distance away, cuts another hole in the ice, and lowers in his line. Once again he hears the loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE."
So he gets up again, moves a little way, cuts another hole, and lowers in his line. The voice says, even louder, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE EITHER."
"Who is that?" the ice fisherman says, looking round. "Is that God?"
"NO," says the voice, "THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
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