Signs So Ridiculous They're Actually Brilliant

[Bayard]

[Silent Type]

1. Great/extensive collection. Appreciate the laughs.

[SheltieLover]

2. Lol

Thx for the chuckles!

[jmowreader]

3. The "steamed broccoli" one brings back memories

When I still lived in Germany I liked to go to this supermarket near base to buy things like sausages and beer. If the variety of sausage was smoked, smoke was listed as one of the ingredients.

[Karadeniz]

4. Dont look at these if your stomach is upset...just hurts more!!

[mwmisses4289]

5. Lol!

Thank you!

[IronLionZion]

6. Soy Leche

I'm glad someone wants used men older than 29

[mountain grammy]

7. Funny stuff

Thanks.

[3catwoman3]

8. Very entertaining.

My favorites:
Soy Milk
Duck
We'll wash the hell out of your car

[niyad]

9. Those were all wonderful.

The Oct 17 one can be read as, "this road will be closed on one of the days between the 17th and the 28th. We just don't know which one for sure yet."

About the first one. .which was truly clever. . . a friend nd I were talking earlier today about how marriage licenses should be $500, and divorces $35.

[ShazzieB]

10. Hilarious!

"Hello, darkness, my old friend" is my favorite. That's how how I feel every fall after the time changes!

[Wounded Bear]

11. K&R...nt

[Emile]

12. Bookmarking, too good to let go.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. All Very Good

The one saying "Free Beer, Topless Bartenders & False Advertising" reminded me that I always thought a great band name would be "Free Beer".
They'd be lined up to get in an hour before the band started.
Of course, there may be some very angry customers.

[Skittles]

14. THANK YOU!

I NEEDED THAT