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lastlib

(28,630 posts) Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:10 PM Apr 2025

A suspect has been arrested in connection with....

...the attack on the Energizer bunny.

He has been charged with assaultin' battery.

(you KNEW that was coming......... )

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A suspect has been arrested in connection with.... (Original Post) lastlib Apr 2025 OP

I hope they put him in a dry cell, good for weeks under normal use. marble falls Apr 2025 #1

I didn't know it was coming. Sneederbunk Apr 2025 #2

You should keep up with current events lastlib Apr 2025 #3

That's a good one. Rizen Apr 2025 #4

That happened a while ago. LudwigPastorius Apr 2025 #5

I hope you're not trying to short-circuit the humor here..... lastlib Apr 2025 #6

_ LudwigPastorius Apr 2025 #7

I must be feeling a little drained today... Niagara Apr 2025 #8

You just need a little juice, you'll be fine.... lastlib Apr 2025 #9

If he was on the run for a while ... surrealAmerican Apr 2025 #10

marble falls

(72,545 posts)

1. I hope they put him in a dry cell, good for weeks under normal use.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:15 PM

Apr 2025

Sneederbunk

(17,642 posts)

2. I didn't know it was coming.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:19 PM

Apr 2025

It was a shock.

lastlib

(28,630 posts)

3. You should keep up with current events

Reply to Sneederbunk (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 01:23 PM

Apr 2025

If you had kept up, you would have known there were positive developments in the case.

Rizen

(1,121 posts)

4. That's a good one.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:54 PM

Apr 2025

LudwigPastorius

(15,011 posts)

5. That happened a while ago.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:28 PM

Apr 2025

That's anode story.

lastlib

(28,630 posts)

6. I hope you're not trying to short-circuit the humor here.....

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:47 PM

Apr 2025

The Lounge is no place to be negative.

OTOH, I suppose the joke was re-volting to some.

LudwigPastorius

(15,011 posts)

7. _

Reply to lastlib (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:56 PM

Apr 2025

Niagara

(12,135 posts)

8. I must be feeling a little drained today...

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2025, 10:31 AM

Apr 2025

it took me awhile to power up a few puns.

lastlib

(28,630 posts)

9. You just need a little juice, you'll be fine....

Reply to Niagara (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 30, 2025, 10:34 AM

Apr 2025

Last edited Wed Apr 30, 2025, 12:51 PM - Edit history (1)

Maybe some electrolytes will raise your energy level.

We all need a little recharge now and then.

surrealAmerican

(11,928 posts)

10. If he was on the run for a while ...

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Apr 30, 2025, 11:59 AM

Apr 2025

... he ought to be discharged soon.

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