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red dog 1

(33,479 posts) Sat May 10, 2025, 05:56 PM May 2025

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Corny Joke Thread

What do you call a belt made of 100 dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Corny Joke Thread (Original Post) red dog 1 May 2025 OP

One of my favorite is..... Lovie777 May 2025 #1

Udder nonsense. 2MuchNoise May 2025 #2

Welcome to DU! red dog 1 May 2025 #4

Oh! Thank you! 2MuchNoise May 2025 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain May 2025 #3

The DU Lounge is non-political. red dog 1 May 2025 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Grim Chieftain May 2025 #8

Why don't ducks make good doctors? North Shore Chicago May 2025 #6

What has four wheels and flies? red dog 1 May 2025 #9

What do you get from a short legged cow? Wounded Bear May 2025 #10

What do you call a bear with no teeth? red dog 1 May 2025 #11

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? red dog 1 May 2025 #12

Good One red dog! Clever! Thanks! George McGovern May 2025 #15

Dick Van Dyke Show joke. boonecreek May 2025 #13

What do you call fake spaghetti? Xavier Breath May 2025 #14

Lovie777

(23,755 posts)

1. One of my favorite is.....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:23 PM

May 2025

What do you call a cow with no legs….

ground beef

2MuchNoise

(872 posts)

2. Udder nonsense.

Reply to Lovie777 (Reply #1)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:35 PM

May 2025

red dog 1

(33,479 posts)

4. Welcome to DU!

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #2)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:47 PM

May 2025

2MuchNoise

(872 posts)

7. Oh! Thank you!

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #4)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:51 PM

May 2025

I'm so glad to be here.

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Grim Chieftain This message was self-deleted by its author.

red dog 1

(33,479 posts)

5. The DU Lounge is non-political.

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #3)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:48 PM

May 2025

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Grim Chieftain This message was self-deleted by its author.

North Shore Chicago

(4,256 posts)

6. Why don't ducks make good doctors?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat May 10, 2025, 06:48 PM

May 2025

Because they're quacks!

red dog 1

(33,479 posts)

9. What has four wheels and flies?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 08:42 PM

May 2025

A garbage truck.

Wounded Bear

(64,655 posts)

10. What do you get from a short legged cow?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 12, 2025, 11:25 PM

May 2025

Draggin' milk.

red dog 1

(33,479 posts)

11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon May 19, 2025, 06:25 PM

May 2025

A gummy bear.

red dog 1

(33,479 posts)

12. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2025, 05:05 PM

May 2025

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

George McGovern

(12,938 posts)

15. Good One red dog! Clever! Thanks!

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #12)

Fri May 23, 2025, 07:31 PM

May 2025

boonecreek

(1,555 posts)

13. Dick Van Dyke Show joke.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2025, 07:03 PM

May 2025

Buddy Sorrell "What happens to ducks that fly upside down"?

Sally Rogers "They quack up"!

Xavier Breath

(6,681 posts)

14. What do you call fake spaghetti?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri May 23, 2025, 07:22 PM

May 2025

An impasta.

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