Older man buys a little red Corvette 🍯🍮🍭❕

[justaprogressive]

As he's driving along a country road, with wind blowing through what's left of his hair, he hears a siren. He realizes he's been speeding the whole time, so he thinks "I have a sports car, I'll just outrun the cop!" and floors it.
After a bit he thinks "What the hell am I doing?" and pulls over.

The cop gets out and walks to his window, and says "Look it's been a long day. It's Friday the 13th and a full moon at the same time. If you can tell me an excuse I haven't heard before, you're free to go."
The man thinks for a second and says "My wife left me for a police officer. I thought you were trying to give her back."

"Have a good day, sir."

[TommieMommy]

1. Funny 👍👍

[George McGovern]

6. HAH! Thanks for the chuckles TommieMommy!

[Callalily]

2. Thanks for the laugh!

I've always wondered by older gentlemen choose red as their sports car color! I'm sure there's some significance, but I just don't know what it is.

[Emile]

3. Husband takes the wife to a disco.

Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

[lastlib]

4. My late father once joked about taking Mom to Hawaii....

for their 40th wedding anniversary....

...and going back to get her for their 50th.

[JoseBalow]

5. "Pack your bags, Honey, I won the lottery!"

"Wow, that's great! Where are we going?"

"I don't care where you go, just pack your bags and GTFO."