A Cow walked into a Bar

[BOSSHOG]

And said Hay Bartender!

It’s Wednesday Night, it’s raining and my Wife said we’re going out to eat Friday Night with Friends. That’s the best I could do. Somebody Bale me out.

[True Dough]

1. Considered yourself Baled out!

[JoseBalow]

2. Udder nonsense!

[BOSSHOG]

3. I see my post Mooooooved You!

[JoseBalow]

4. I'm not completely uncultured

[wyn borkins]

5. hay-Hay-HAY :: You've Milked That Line For All It's Worth (n/t)

[surfered]

6. So, the bartender had a beef with that customer?

[wyn borkins]

8. ...And The Customer Just "Baled" Rather Than Be BBQ'ed...

[PJMcK]

7. A cow walks into a bar

The bartender says, "You look udderly exhausted. What can I get you?'

The cow looks around the bar and asks for a deCALFenated cup of coffee with a shot of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "Are you old enough to order a drink? Show me your ID."

The cow turns around, lifts a leg and says, "Look at these udders. Do you really think I'm under age?'

The bartender replies, "Well, you're really milking this joke, aren't you? Moove along."

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I'm seriously stupid tonight. Thanks for reading.

[BOSSHOG]

9. I bow to your one uppance

[surfered]

11. And don't even get me started on the one about a 10" pianist