OK, someone just let a big damn fart and it wasn't me; the cats are no where to be seen;

[MerryBlooms]

Time for salt in the windowsill corners!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[MerryBlooms]

2. lol, pretty much.

[rug]

3. A paranormal emanation.

[Major Nikon]

11. Light a match and it would be a paranormal immolation

[HopeHoops]

4. Are you sure it wasn't a hippo?

[cliffordu]

5. STILL want to send that to META as an editorial.

[Wounded Bear]

6. No fair! That fart had lumps in it!

[Curmudgeoness]

7. Has that never happened to you?

You are lucky.

[HopeHoops]

12. I TOLD them not to feed that hippo under-cooked oatmeal. I told them to listen to me...

... but NOOOOOOOOoooo (in best Belushi voice). They fed him under-cooked oatmeal anyway.

[Curmudgeoness]

8. Blame ghosts all you want,

but if you are alone, we all know who did it.

[Recovered Repug]

9. It may have been a Barking Spider.

Those things are loud and often smelly.

[Major Nikon]

10. I didn't do it