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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTime Out for some Groan Inducing
Take a few seconds and become your inner six year old
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
What did the bean say to the celery? You stalk too much.
And finally,
Why did the bean sell his car? Because his back seat didnt have enough legume.
These jokes are probably priceless because you probably wouldnt pay for them
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SheltieLover
(81,738 posts)yorkster
(3,955 posts)How are things in guacamole?
EYESORE 9001
(29,889 posts)I was about eight when I heard this joke:
Q: Wharf did the big rose say to the little rose?
A: Hi, bud!
I dont think any joke has ever made me laugh harder than that time.
debm55
(61,810 posts)AllaN01Bear
(29,805 posts)edbermac
(16,489 posts)Anyway
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a can opener that doesnt work? A cant opener.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
BOSSHOG
(44,738 posts)3catwoman3
(29,811 posts)summer_in_TX
(4,278 posts)BOSSHOG
(44,738 posts)3Hotdogs
(15,552 posts)lastlib
(28,630 posts)It saw the salad dressing.
(My 86-y/o dad's favorite joke--he inflicted it on everyone he met.)
1WorldHope
(2,158 posts)🐟 Dam.
Seinan Sensei
(1,645 posts)Last edited Mon Jul 21, 2025, 12:24 AM - Edit history (1)
chouchou
(3,314 posts)a stick.
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