Please join me in giving thanks that I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

don’t own a taser! 😁

[Srkdqltr]

1. I understand..

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤗

[underpants]

3. 🙏

Every year I ask for a flamethrower for Christmas and every year 😡

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Santa can be a real pr!ck sometimes! 🤬

[Deuxcents]

8. 😆

[Tesha]

4. Hahahaha

Oh!

Hahahahaha

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😁

[lastlib]

7. Or an Abrams tank........

I'm deeply grateful that you have not lived out any of those deepest fantasies, Floyd--and that you're still with us!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Abrams tank! 🤤

[EYESORE 9001]

10. I think everybody should be issued a taser

There would be chaos for two weeks. Then there would be peace

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Ah ha! 🤗

[Sneederbunk]

11. Stick with the bear spray.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😁