How do I delete someone else's account?

[True Dough]

No names necessary. But remember, YOU had it coming!

(Mods, this is a joke. No ill will.)

[elleng]

1. You don't, just ignore it!!!

[BootinUp]

2. I will demonstrate using your acct. nt

[True Dough]

3. Hey!

Wait a minute!

[BootinUp]

4. I'm a hacker legend in my own mind. Nt

[Xavier Breath]

5. Have you too soured on...

[True Dough]

6. You know it, Xavier!

It just seems tart all of a sudden!

[Solly Mack]

7. You'll need bubblegum, a paperclip, two straws, copper wire, some non-dairy creamer, and a beer.

[True Dough]

8. Can we negotiate

that down to just the list item on the list, Solly?

[Solly Mack]

9. I'm easy.

Sure.

[True Dough]

10. Wonderful!

And now I'll confess it's not your account that I want to delete!

[Solly Mack]

11. That's very kind of you.

And I'll confess the beer is vintage Billy Beer.

[Ptah]

12. Step one: Purchase Democratic Underground, LLC

Step two: Have at it!

[True Dough]

14. I'll start a GoFundMe

Can you spare the price of a cup of coffee a day to support the dreams of a bitter man, Ptah?

[UTUSN]

13. Hah! - but going through a Flaming makes it a very attractive thought. And, no, the Ignore

feature has never had appeal - like an ostrich head in the sand. It's better to know what's out there than to delude oneself that it's not there.

[LudwigPastorius]

15. You could just do like me and...

close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears, and go "NANANANANANANANAN!!!".

[True Dough]

16. I appreciate the advice, Ludwig,

but it's only caused me trouble every time I've done it at work, especially with the boss.