I asked God for a sign.

[usonian]

There was a note at the bottom: Be specific about what you ask for.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Not just important what you ask for, but how you ask for it...

[BlueKota]

2. I have been very specific about what I am asking for.

[Danmel]

3. My husband and I just laughed out loud

In a restaurant in Little Italy in the Bronx. Everyone thinks we're nuts.

[usonian]

4. Mission accomplished!

Maybe not in the optimal place, though.

This place?

This?


Il cielo in una stanza

Che se dice?
Buon Appetito.

[Wolf Frankula]

5. He Sent you one.

This is it.

[True Dough]

6. I also asked for a sign from god

Er, I mean dog. A sign from DOG!

[George McGovern]

7. OhWhoaThat'sHilarioususonian!!! Gonna copy/paste and make some friends' days. Thanks!!

[usonian]

8. YES. I found it on the internet.

Not one of my original productions.
Share the chuckles!
The image link is to imgbb.com
Some image links don't render at DU, or are webp, and I have to download, optionally convert, and re-upload.
Worth the effort.

[George McGovern]

10. Yup. Thanks!

[Ptah]

9. I have no more requests of that god.

[LudwigPastorius]

11. He sent me this:

Apparently, he's got much better things to do than cater to one hairless ape on one tiny rock amongst a googolplex of inhabited planets.