One day a cop was watching traffic

[kairos12]

when he saw a car swerving around. He pulls the car over and asks the driver what's going on? The man says take a look in the back. In the back of the car are 4 penguins. The cop says, "penguins," take them to the zoo already." Now get out of here.

A week later the cop sees the same car again swerving. He pulls the car over and says not you again. The cop looks in the back and there are the 4 penguins, but now they are all sporting sunglasses. The cop exclaims, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo."

The man says, " I did, now I'm taking them to the beach."

[EYESORE 9001]

1. One of those penguins...

…was driving through the desert one day when his car overheated and had to be towed to a garage. The mechanic told the penguin that it’d be awhile, so the penguin took a stroll. ‘Jeez, it’s hot,’ thought the penguin - when suddenly he saw an ice cream stand. He purchased a foot-tall soft-serve vanilla cone and started devouring it, the ice cream melting in the sun and getting all over penguin’s face. When the penguin returned to the garage, the mechanic said, ‘looks like you blew a seal,’ to which the penguin replied, ‘oh, this is just ice cream.’

[FadedMullet]

2. Just Googled Penguin jokes and both of these came up. The car had ten Penguins which seems like overkill......

so here goes mine..... A penguin walks into a bar and asks, "Has my dad been in here today"? The bartender says, "I don't know, what does he look like"?

My 400th post is a Penguin joke. Should I be ashamed?

[AllaN01Bear]

3. NO!

[FadedMullet]

5. Thank you so much. Your acceptance means a lot to me.

[kairos12]

6. LOL!

[TommieMommy]

4. That's funny 👍👍 thank you