M&Ms has a new flavor!

[Ocelot II]

[calimary]

1. GOOD one!

The "alpha male M&M"!

[True Dough]

2. And they melt

like snowflakes!

[whathehell]

3. Maybe some should be sent to Tucker Carlson..

who was upset when the "sexy" M&M female character was discontinued from their ads.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. They're also incels

The green M&M spurned them all

[ShazzieB]

6. The brown M&M agrees!

[Seinan Sensei]

5. All the M&Ms are plain

because their nuts are off tanning themselves

[keroro gunsou]

7. sigh...

i miss the coconut m and m's

[progressoid]

9. Wait...wut?

They made coconut ones?

[keroro gunsou]

20. yeah

a bunch of years ago. they were awesome and i miss them

[Permanut]

8. I'm not into that M & M stuff.

[Shermann]

18. Masochism and more masochism?

I guess that's OK, it's really that whole sadism thing that causes all the problems.

[cstanleytech]

10. So.......Congressional Republicans in other words.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Old guy joke.

Teacher hands out Life Savers to the class one at a time to see if they can guess the flavors. First orange, then cherry, easy guesses. Then the teacher gives them a honey one. They can't guess so she says "here's a hint, what does your mommy call your daddy." Kid in the back yells 'spit it out,, it is an asshole."

[AllaN01Bear]

12. lol.

[debm55]

13. That's great , Ocelot II

[dawn5651]

14. i gotta quit reading while having coffee...roflmao

[Wonder Why]

15. But taste much better than the new orange ones which are full of rusty nuts..

[bif]

16. Love it!

Thanks for posting!

[ProfessorGAC]

17. That's Very Funny!

"...have no nuts"!

[malaise]

19. Love it

😂