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niyad

(134,040 posts) Mon Aug 11, 2025, 07:56 PM Aug 2025

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The Daily Bitch*: "How many cats do I have to have before people

leave me alone???"

*Both a noun, and a verb, depending on usage.

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The Daily Bitch*: "How many cats do I have to have before people (Original Post) niyad Aug 2025 OP

Wrong animal, you need a Komodo Dragon. marble falls Aug 2025 #1

Won't it eat all my house plants? niyad Aug 2025 #7

Not at all. But it will take care of any cats. marble falls Aug 2025 #15

One Bengal Tiger ought to do it. Permanut Aug 2025 #2

Darn, I had not thought of that. Thank you! niyad Aug 2025 #8

Great question! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #3

. . . niyad Aug 2025 #10

''The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' Donkees Aug 2025 #4

Shudddder. I think I will pass on that one! niyad Aug 2025 #9

I was told there would be no math. surfered Aug 2025 #5

Oh dear, they lied to you! niyad Aug 2025 #11

Again! surfered Aug 2025 #13

you neeed a c rocodilliahoosits . or a navigator . AllaN01Bear Aug 2025 #6

Why a navigator? niyad Aug 2025 #12

alligaqtor. 3 stooges slang. AllaN01Bear Aug 2025 #16

. . . niyad Aug 2025 #17

One. A lioness. LoisB Aug 2025 #14

Excellent thought. niyad Aug 2025 #18

No more than two LogDog75 Aug 2025 #19

"pretend" the cats are speaking? But they actually do. niyad Aug 2025 #21

Then you're all set! LogDog75 Aug 2025 #25

You only need ONE justaprogressive Aug 2025 #20

That works! niyad Aug 2025 #22

Someone with three or more parrots Danascot Aug 2025 #23

I knew a person with a dozen parrots. Fortunately, I did not have to niyad Aug 2025 #24

marble falls

(72,543 posts)

1. Wrong animal, you need a Komodo Dragon.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:04 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

7. Won't it eat all my house plants?

Reply to marble falls (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:14 PM

Aug 2025

marble falls

(72,543 posts)

15. Not at all. But it will take care of any cats.

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 10:38 PM

Aug 2025

Permanut

(8,576 posts)

2. One Bengal Tiger ought to do it.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:19 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

8. Darn, I had not thought of that. Thank you!

Reply to Permanut (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:14 PM

Aug 2025

SheltieLover

(81,731 posts)

3. Great question!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:21 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

10. . . .

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:16 PM

Aug 2025

Donkees

(33,745 posts)

4. ''The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger''

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:25 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

9. Shudddder. I think I will pass on that one!

Reply to Donkees (Reply #4)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:15 PM

Aug 2025

surfered

(14,310 posts)

5. I was told there would be no math.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:32 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

11. Oh dear, they lied to you!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:17 PM

Aug 2025

surfered

(14,310 posts)

13. Again!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 10:13 PM

Aug 2025

AllaN01Bear

(29,805 posts)

6. you neeed a c rocodilliahoosits . or a navigator .

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:44 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

12. Why a navigator?

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:18 PM

Aug 2025

AllaN01Bear

(29,805 posts)

16. alligaqtor. 3 stooges slang.

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 09:05 AM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

17. . . .

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #16)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 09:44 AM

Aug 2025

LoisB

(13,491 posts)

14. One. A lioness.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 10:35 PM

Aug 2025

niyad

(134,040 posts)

18. Excellent thought.

Reply to LoisB (Reply #14)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 09:44 AM

Aug 2025

LogDog75

(1,372 posts)

19. No more than two

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 11:59 AM

Aug 2025

When someone stops by, pretend the cats are speaking to you and carry on a conversation with the cats. Then ask the person what they thought of what the cats said.

That should do it.

niyad

(134,040 posts)

21. "pretend" the cats are speaking? But they actually do.

Reply to LogDog75 (Reply #19)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 01:10 PM

Aug 2025

LogDog75

(1,372 posts)

25. Then you're all set!

Reply to niyad (Reply #21)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 08:55 PM

Aug 2025

justaprogressive

(7,172 posts)

20. You only need ONE

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 12:50 PM

Aug 2025

Badass Cat!!

niyad

(134,040 posts)

22. That works!

Reply to justaprogressive (Reply #20)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 01:10 PM

Aug 2025

Danascot

(5,296 posts)

23. Someone with three or more parrots

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 05:12 PM

Aug 2025

is a good indication you should avoid that person.

You don't need all those cats.

niyad

(134,040 posts)

24. I knew a person with a dozen parrots. Fortunately, I did not have to

Reply to Danascot (Reply #23)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 07:25 PM

Aug 2025

deal with them.

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