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EYESORE 9001

(29,889 posts)
Tue Aug 26, 2025, 09:17 AM Aug 2025

I went to Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split

It was a painful walk, as I had recently sprained my ankle. I was grimacing in pain, I was.The employee started taking my order, going down the list:
Employee: whipped cream?
Me: yep
Employee: cherries?
Me: yep
Employee: crushed nuts?
Me: naw, I just turned my ankle

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