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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums"Forty Cows" is the phrase for today. Modify a DU thread title to include "Forty Cows".
Rearranging and cleaning my Forty Cows today.
Props to catbyte for the inspiration
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"Forty Cows" is the phrase for today. Modify a DU thread title to include "Forty Cows". (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Aug 2025
OP
Denmark has summoned US diplomat to explain why Forty American Cows are conducting spy operations in Greenland
Donkees
Aug 2025
#9
Sneederbunk
(17,640 posts)1. Let's not and say we did.
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)2. Let's not and say we did forty cows! 🤗
True Dough
(27,311 posts)5. Relentless!

Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)10. My middle name! 😁
Beartracks
(14,653 posts)3. "Big DOGE blunder could require everyone be assigned forty cows: report"
It's the new "forty acres and a mule"!
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Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)11. 😂🐮
jls4561
(3,268 posts)4. Big DOGE blunder could require everyone be assigned Forty Cows.
I somehow feel the need to post a disclaimer saying this is not the Onion.
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)12. 😁🐮
True Dough
(27,311 posts)6. So, the motherfucking pedophile paid a compliment to 40 cows
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)13. 🤗🐮
neeksgeek
(1,250 posts)7. "I Am The Most Fabulous Whiner. I Do Whine Because I Want Forty Cows..."
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)14. 😂🐮
quaint
(5,112 posts)8. Has anyone polled the forty cows to determine what they think of gun control?
Donkees
(33,745 posts)9. Denmark has summoned US diplomat to explain why Forty American Cows are conducting spy operations in Greenland
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)16. 🤣🐮
MiHale
(13,165 posts)17. A DC grand jury declined to indict Forty Cows sandwich guy!
Oeditpus Rex
(43,094 posts)18. 'Thanksgiving '97.
The day Barney was killed by forty cows."
(Cows with guns, apparently.)
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)21. 😁
Harker
(18,155 posts)19. Post a question about forty cows and see if anyone knows the answer without using Google.
flvegan
(66,524 posts)23. Taylor Swift and Forty Cows Announce Their Engagement
Floyd R. Turbo
(33,281 posts)24. 🤣🐮
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