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underpants

(197,191 posts) Wed Sep 3, 2025, 10:29 AM Sep 2025

I was going to post a joke about time travel....

but you all didn’t think it was funny.

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I was going to post a joke about time travel.... (Original Post) underpants Sep 2025 OP

Missed it, try this... quaint Sep 2025 #1

Chant: What do we want? Time travel. Intractable Sep 2025 #2

I thought it was inappropriate and alerted on it... hunter Sep 2025 #3

🤣🤣🤣🤣 underpants Sep 2025 #4

Time travel is nothing to joke about; you could find yourself stuck when people are savage, stupid, and cruel Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2025 #5

👍 underpants Sep 2025 #6

I'll see what you did there JoseBalow Sep 2025 #7

🤣 underpants Sep 2025 #8

I was going to tell a joke about Rincewind Sep 2025 #9

🙄 underpants Sep 2025 #10

heh justaprogressive Sep 2025 #11

quaint

(5,112 posts)

1. Missed it, try this...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 10:35 AM

Sep 2025

https://archive.org/details/seven-days-1998/Seven+Days+(1998)+-+S01E01+-+Pilot%2C+Part+1.mkv

Intractable

(2,390 posts)

2. Chant: What do we want? Time travel.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 10:46 AM

Sep 2025

When do we want it? Doesn't much matter.

hunter

(40,859 posts)

3. I thought it was inappropriate and alerted on it...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 02:21 PM

Sep 2025

... but you took it back before they jury could vote on it.

underpants

(197,191 posts)

4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply to hunter (Reply #3)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 02:37 PM

Sep 2025

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

5. Time travel is nothing to joke about; you could find yourself stuck when people are savage, stupid, and cruel

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 03:47 PM

Sep 2025

like 2025!

underpants

(197,191 posts)

6. 👍

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #5)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 03:52 PM

Sep 2025

JoseBalow

(9,742 posts)

7. I'll see what you did there

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 04:02 PM

Sep 2025

underpants

(197,191 posts)

8. 🤣

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 3, 2025, 04:05 PM

Sep 2025

Rincewind

(1,365 posts)

9. I was going to tell a joke about

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2025, 09:40 AM

Sep 2025

the roof, but it's over your head.

underpants

(197,191 posts)

10. 🙄

Reply to Rincewind (Reply #9)

Thu Sep 4, 2025, 10:00 AM

Sep 2025

justaprogressive

(7,170 posts)

11. heh

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 4, 2025, 10:05 AM

Sep 2025

A time traveler has traveled back in time to the year 1963.
However, he does not know the exact date.
He sees a CIA agent nearby and asks him:
"Is today before or after the JF-"

"Before"

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