A man walks into a psychiatrist's office on all fours
The doctor tries to handle things gently. "Let's see what we have here. Are you a dog?"
The man nears the filing cabinet, looking up at the doctor strangely.
The doctor tries again. "If you aren't a dog, are you a cat?"
The man, still on all fours, goes back over to the door.
The doctor tries again, "If you aren't a cat or a dog, are you a little bunny?"
Finally speaking, the guy says, "Doctor, please stop! Or I won't install your Internet cable!"
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on that note, I'm going to bed!
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