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jmbar2

(8,177 posts) Mon Sep 22, 2025, 04:48 PM Sep 2025

The Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow. Here are some handy tips to get ready!

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The Rapture is scheduled for tomorrow. Here are some handy tips to get ready! (Original Post) jmbar2 Sep 2025 OP

Funny. A dozen bibles on the kitchen counter, food for the "fur babies", guns, a robe and sunflower seeds (???). FadedMullet Sep 2025 #1

Just another reason to laugh at the childish beliefs inspired by Xianity. Sibelius Fan Sep 2025 #2

Am i a sinner because that made me laugh? mwmisses4289 Sep 2025 #3

On My Birthday ProfessorGAC Sep 2025 #4

Feed Your Pets Deep State Witch Sep 2025 #5

After an alert and discussion with the hosts, locking. Emile Sep 2025 #6

FadedMullet

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1. Funny. A dozen bibles on the kitchen counter, food for the "fur babies", guns, a robe and sunflower seeds (???).

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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 04:59 PM

Sep 2025

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Sibelius Fan

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2. Just another reason to laugh at the childish beliefs inspired by Xianity.

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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 05:00 PM

Sep 2025

Seriously.

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mwmisses4289

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3. Am i a sinner because that made me laugh?

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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 05:08 PM

Sep 2025

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ProfessorGAC

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4. On My Birthday

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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 05:12 PM

Sep 2025

And, here I just thought it was Tuesday!
Well, if we go out to dinner, it will be less crowded at the restaurant.

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Deep State Witch

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5. Feed Your Pets

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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 05:14 PM

Sep 2025

And leave your door unlocked, with a note on the door saying how many there are and where their food is. It's people like me that will have to take care of them after Jesus calls you home.

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Emile

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6. After an alert and discussion with the hosts, locking.

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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 07:20 PM

Sep 2025

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