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Alice Kramden

(2,963 posts) Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:38 PM Sep 2025

Worst Rapture Ever

The same assholes are still here

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Worst Rapture Ever (Original Post) Alice Kramden Sep 2025 OP

I was hoping.... BeneteauBum Sep 2025 #1

If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here. spooky3 Sep 2025 #2

Yeah, I need to speak to the manager....... tulipsandroses Sep 2025 #3

I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!! MrWowWow Sep 2025 #4

LOL Alice Kramden Sep 2025 #6

I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open BaronChocula Sep 2025 #10

Well, my friends and I were bowling today LogDog75 Sep 2025 #5

Whereas Blondie had the best Rapture ever! Crowman2009 Sep 2025 #7

Good cuz real Christians know the word's nowhere in the Bible, pretend christians just made it up. ancianita Sep 2025 #8

The Daily Show was funny BidenRocks Sep 2025 #9

BeneteauBum

(778 posts)

1. I was hoping....

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:41 PM

Sep 2025

The white Christian nationalists would get their wish. Guess I still have to put up with their hypocrisy.
Peace ☮️

spooky3

(38,870 posts)

2. If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here.

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:42 PM

Sep 2025

Thank goodness!

tulipsandroses

(8,298 posts)

3. Yeah, I need to speak to the manager.......

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:45 PM

Sep 2025

Is there going to be a do-over?

MrWowWow

(1,461 posts)

4. I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!!

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 09:56 PM

Sep 2025

And this time, all I got was the rapture-inspired t-shirt! Left behind...AGAIN!!!
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If you're like me, a left behind, best enroll in Rapture Ground School asap! Don't feel unworthy. Don't be left behind next time!
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Let's begin with these training videos:
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Alice Kramden

(2,963 posts)

6. LOL

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 10:18 PM

Sep 2025

Kudos for the videos

BaronChocula

(4,759 posts)

10. I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #4)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:33 AM

Sep 2025

And Beth Grant the actress is one of my faves. I follow her on FB and she is just the sweetest and most gracious person with a right-placed heart.

LogDog75

(1,372 posts)

5. Well, my friends and I were bowling today

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 10:13 PM

Sep 2025

so I guess we missed out on it. The good news is instead of being one of those Christians who went to heaven I was left behind with a better class of people.

Crowman2009

(3,600 posts)

7. Whereas Blondie had the best Rapture ever!

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 11:20 PM

Sep 2025

Still waiting for men from Mars to start eating cars, they'll probably get indigestion from those Tesla Cybertrucks.

ancianita

(43,363 posts)

8. Good cuz real Christians know the word's nowhere in the Bible, pretend christians just made it up.

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

Sep 2025

BidenRocks

(3,497 posts)

9. The Daily Show was funny

Reply to Alice Kramden (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:29 AM

Sep 2025

Everyone Jordan Klepper was talking to slowly disappeared, except him.

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