Worst Rapture Ever

[Alice Kramden]

The same assholes are still here

[BeneteauBum]

1. I was hoping....

The white Christian nationalists would get their wish. Guess I still have to put up with their hypocrisy.
Peace ☮️

[spooky3]

2. If there were really a rapture of the good, my cats would have been taken, but they're still here.

Thank goodness!

[tulipsandroses]

3. Yeah, I need to speak to the manager.......

Is there going to be a do-over?

[MrWowWow]

4. I Missed the Rapture...AGAIN!!!

And this time, all I got was the rapture-inspired t-shirt! Left behind...AGAIN!!!
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If you're like me, a left behind, best enroll in Rapture Ground School asap! Don't feel unworthy. Don't be left behind next time!
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Let's begin with these training videos:
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[Alice Kramden]

6. LOL

Kudos for the videos

[BaronChocula]

10. I remember that 6 Feet Under Episode open

And Beth Grant the actress is one of my faves. I follow her on FB and she is just the sweetest and most gracious person with a right-placed heart.

[LogDog75]

5. Well, my friends and I were bowling today

so I guess we missed out on it. The good news is instead of being one of those Christians who went to heaven I was left behind with a better class of people.

[Crowman2009]

7. Whereas Blondie had the best Rapture ever!

Still waiting for men from Mars to start eating cars, they'll probably get indigestion from those Tesla Cybertrucks.

[ancianita]

8. Good cuz real Christians know the word's nowhere in the Bible, pretend christians just made it up.

[BidenRocks]

9. The Daily Show was funny

Everyone Jordan Klepper was talking to slowly disappeared, except him.