Wait a minute. You've been stuck in your bathroom since 1951?
What the hell? 
I'll remodel your bathroom for you! I can do doors, toilets, floors, and vanities too (even though Re-Bath did my vanity).
I don't mess with tubs and showers though. I could do them I guess, but I choose not to.
So it will be remodeled, but partially.
No charge for labor...but you'll have to feed me. 
I'll even unlock your current bathroom, so you can get the hell out of there, and you won't be stuck anymore!
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