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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts) Sat Oct 11, 2025, 04:59 PM Oct 2025

Confession is good for the soul, but

bad for your marriage! 😁

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Confession is good for the soul, but (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2025 OP

Pro tip: just tell her she needs to calm down. ret5hd Oct 2025 #1

Last time I said that she asked how I'd like it if I didn't see for a while. I told her to do what she wanted to. After Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2025 #2

🤣 Luciferous Oct 2025 #5

Blame it on the dog. LudwigPastorius Oct 2025 #3

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2025 #4

ret5hd

(22,588 posts)

1. Pro tip: just tell her she needs to calm down.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Oct 11, 2025, 05:24 PM

Oct 2025

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

2. Last time I said that she asked how I'd like it if I didn't see for a while. I told her to do what she wanted to. After

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #1)

Sat Oct 11, 2025, 06:05 PM

Oct 2025

that I didn’t see her for several days. Then the swelling went down and I could see her a little through my left eye!

Luciferous

(6,601 posts)

5. 🤣

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 12, 2025, 10:56 AM

Oct 2025

LudwigPastorius

(15,006 posts)

3. Blame it on the dog.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Oct 12, 2025, 12:54 AM

Oct 2025

Doesn't matter what. Just blame it on the dog.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

4. 🤗

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 12, 2025, 07:44 AM

Oct 2025

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