She dumped me for Jesus! Going through some old letters I came across one from a young woman I dated for a few months.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

In the letter she expressed her affection for me and appreciated our time together, but she was committed to serving her religion and was fulfilling a life long dream and entering a convent.

Jesus!

[msongs]

1. maybe she's dumped jesus for trump now nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😬

[wcmagumba]

3. I never turned a woman to Jesus but I did break up with a woman who became a lesbian...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. No comment! 😁

[wcmagumba]

8. I dated another woman for a while who left me for the Navy...

It must be something in my approach...bad breath maybe?

[JoseBalow]

13. Like George Costanza

(5:12)

[wcmagumba]

38. Yep, I forgot about that episode...

[Tetrachloride]

5. I knew or was aware of 3 similar to Floyds story

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 😬

[Gruenemann]

6. Appropriate song

?si=cO0i7Nt-F7K6w5TM

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 😊

[rsdsharp]

7. I think it was for the best. You wouldn't have wanted to play rhythm guitar behind Jesus.

Nobody does.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 😁

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. My first love once told me she loved me

and added, "But I love the lord more."

I took no offense. I was the one naking naughty with her, not him.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. 😁

[mtairyguy]

10. An episode of Barney Miller had this.

In it, Dietrich became emotionally attached to a woman with amnesia that he was processing for shoplifting. Tracking her ID and finding that she was a nun, his line was, ‘when I lose, I lose to the best’!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. 🤔

[underpants]

27. 😂😂😂😂

[skypilot]

11. You made an honest woman out of her.

In a sense.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. 😁

[stopdiggin]

12. could have been so much worse ... consider if it was a tennis player

a mall cop, or insurance guy ....

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 😬

[JoseBalow]

14. So when she was moaning "oh, god!" she was actually thinking about another guy

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 😬

[True Dough]

15. Apparently, she wasn't interested

in your second coming, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😬

[Marie Marie]

16. Oh, that old line. No really, I'm sure that your gal probably meant it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 😏

[Harker]

28. Were you nun the wiser?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😬

[sop]

30. "It's not you...it's Jesus!"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 😁

[underpants]

31. I wouldn't take it personally, she just didn't want anything to do with any men - nun

Don’t look at it’s as losing her to God. Look at it as turning her against all men.

See! Much better.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 🤗

[bucolic_frolic]

32. Your life is a total mess

until you see the light.

The rest of us don't need transformation.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😇

[hunter]

36. My mom was going to be a nun, broke up with the church...

... picked up my dad on the rebound, had a bunch of kids, and lived happily ever after.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. ☺️