Don't say that I never give you good advice.

[LuckyCharms]

[unblock]

1. That's some crap advice, there.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. You stole that from Yoko Ono!

[Harker]

3. Another tip...

Shit and perfume are worse than shit alone.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Hmmmm...

I can't say I've experienced that particular blend of scents.

At least as far as I remember...

[Harker]

5. You're lucky, Lucky.

A bookstore where I worked had a little tiny restroom, and not having one of their own, the women from an adjacent clothing store used our toilet.

One of the women would befoul it, then splash way too much perfume around to mask the odor.

Eyes watered. Barf reflex activated.

[LuckyCharms]

6. She used perfume to mask the odor?

I usually just set the bathroom on fire...

[Harker]

7. Same result.

Everyone runs for their lives!

[LuckyCharms]

8. There's more than one way to skin a cat!

[Harker]

11. I've never skinned a cat.

I've known a few that made me think about, though.

[LuckyCharms]

12. I've never skinned a cat...

while pooping.

I'm pretty sure anyway.

[Harker]

14. Maybe a little fur loss.

[LuckyCharms]

16. I have that problem when I take a shower.

[Harker]

17. The old "Nair in the shampoo bottle" gag, eh?

[LuckyCharms]

18. I'm serious here...

I had to stop brushing my teeth in the shower.

You ever get toothpaste on your scrotum?

No bueno.

Seriously, it burns like hell.

Unless it just does that on my particular scrotum.

[Harker]

19. I had to pull a tick off once, and I do brush my teeth in the shower at times...

but how the hell did you get toothpaste on your sack?

[LuckyCharms]

20. I don't know! I think I dribbled some out of my mouth...

and it ran down my stomach.

Then my scrotum was on fire!

I'm not kidding!

It was Crest toothpaste.

Fuck Crest.

I thought I had a good thing going there.

You know, brushing my teeth while showering.

I gave up shaving while showering too.

That was a fucking disaster.

[Harker]

21. We use Colgate Sensitive.

Maybe the mildly anesthetic quality deadens the pain.

I'm getting set for a shower, shave, and toothbrushing event after lunch. I'll let you what happens.

[LuckyCharms]

24. I can't use anything with a mildly anesthetic quality...

because at my age, the LAST thing I need is a numb scrotum.

Whew!

[Harker]

29. It's not just you, and it's not just Crest.

I've done a lot of odd, experimental things in the name of scientific understanding, mostly as a teenager.

Yes, it burned for a bit. Also, I'm not thrilled with the hairs in my toothbrush.

[LuckyCharms]

30. You still have hair down there?!?

All mine fell out when I turned 60.

Do it with Crest toothpaste next time.

You'll REALLY feel the burn!

[Marthe48]

9. Many people do

[LuckyCharms]

10. I do! I thought it was normal!

It's how I was trained!

I usually throw a little crying in...

[Marthe48]

13. My younger brother

Would make dreadful noises and pound the sides of the restroom and then burst through the door.
Using the men's room at our family grocery store. Lol

[LuckyCharms]

15. He sounds like someone I need to meet!

[Marthe48]

22. I like to remember his humor

He loved to trick my Dad.

They are gone now, long time ago.

[LuckyCharms]

23. I'm sorry for your losses, Marthe.

[Marthe48]

25. Thank you

We all have ghosts. I live with the ones I like

[LuckyCharms]

26. I still "talk" with the ones who have passed.

[Marthe48]

27. I do too

And I win all the arguments!
Lol

[LuckyCharms]

28. That's the only time I win them!