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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAn Old Guy Working out in the Gym...#11
An old guy
ok, a guy in is early 70s... and not in the best of shape.... (and sad to say, he looked it)
was starting to work out in the gym.
It was his third day, when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."
...hell at least I am trying...........Stuart......
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An Old Guy Working out in the Gym...#11 (Original Post)
Stuart G
Jan 2012
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sammytko
(2,480 posts)1. That is the funniest joke ever!!!!
pacalo
(24,721 posts)2. Hahaaaaa!
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)3. I liked it, probably fits me in ten years. n/t
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)4. EWWWW!, what a perverted creep.
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)5. Young Men vs. Old Men in the Locker Room