Hosers.

[Swede]

Take off,eh!

[niyad]

1. Thank you!

[Danascot]

2. 911, look at what you've done

Canadians everywhere will be lying awake tonight worrying about where the Zamboni thieves will strike.

[Jilly_in_VA]

3. Kind of apropos of this

I've learned while watching British medical documentaries that in the UK (and I think in most of Europe, though I could be wrong) one dials "999" rather than 911 for emergencies. Makes more sense, don't you think? It's certainly easier.

[True Dough]

4. Hozier

[Niagara]

5. Whaaaaaaaatt?

I've been dialing 911 for years to inquire about renting a zamboni.