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If you got arrested (Original Post) True Dough Dec 2025 OP
Hah-My friends would be in jail with me mercuryblues Dec 2025 #1
sumthin' stupid... ret5hd Dec 2025 #2
They would think I killed someone UpInArms Dec 2025 #3
would they think this person deserved it? ret5hd Dec 2025 #4
Of course UpInArms Dec 2025 #6
it must be wonderful to have... ret5hd Dec 2025 #7
Thanks UpInArms Dec 2025 #9
People are always teasing me about where I hide the dead bodies Niagara Dec 2025 #5
Those are True Dough Dec 2025 #8
lol Niagara Dec 2025 #13
as a true crime buff Skittles Dec 2025 #12
Some kind of civil disobedience while protesting cause I joke about getting arrested all the time AZJonnie Dec 2025 #10
They would probably assume I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time RazorbackExpat Dec 2025 #11
This message was self-deleted by its author quaint Dec 2025 #14
Gravity! Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #15
Eco terrorism Marthe48 Dec 2025 #16
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Dec 2025 #17
As much as it pains me to say it... OldBaldy1701E Dec 2025 #18
I understand OldBaldy1701E jfz9580m Dec 2025 #20
It was far from incoherent. OldBaldy1701E Dec 2025 #21
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Dec 2025 #22
Indeed. In my opinion, it is past time. OldBaldy1701E Dec 2025 #25
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Dec 2025 #27
Knowing my family, it would be the worsts thing that they could think of. OldBaldy1701E Dec 2025 #19
Drug possession LudwigPastorius Dec 2025 #23
Mouthing off to a LEO. WestMichRad Dec 2025 #24
Skylarking with intent to engage in mopery. marble falls Dec 2025 #26
Speeding. catbyte Dec 2025 #28
I was smoking pot somewhere it was illegal. nt lark Dec 2025 #29
I got telked to by cops twice for that. Walked away with my pot both times. The first time was in Wisconsin ... marble falls Dec 2025 #31
Standing my own damned ground. MuseRider Dec 2025 #30
Honestly? Solly Mack Dec 2025 #32
Suddenly, I'm looking at your avatar differently, Solly. True Dough Dec 2025 #36
Ha! I have assholes in my family that think failure to conform is a sign of criminality. Solly Mack Dec 2025 #37
Ohm symbol, interesting! electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #38
It fits me. Solly Mack Dec 2025 #40
Slapped one of the Politicians that actually should be slapped. chouchou Dec 2025 #33
Holding JoseBalow Dec 2025 #34
None. I'd hand the police my ID, and my guards would arrest them Wolf Frankula Dec 2025 #35
Probably something politically related, although.... electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #39

mercuryblues

(16,343 posts)
1. Hah-My friends would be in jail with me
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:08 PM
Dec 2025

My family, well disposing of a corpse.

Not saying how I found a corpse.

ret5hd

(22,421 posts)
2. sumthin' stupid...
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:11 PM
Dec 2025

i know i know…that covers a lot of ground, but they quit guessing what i get up to a long time ago.

UpInArms

(54,740 posts)
9. Thanks
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:48 PM
Dec 2025

They are pretty special … and I am the luckiest person to have them

They know that they don’t put people in jail for speeding 🤣🤣🤣

Niagara

(11,664 posts)
5. People are always teasing me about where I hide the dead bodies
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:32 PM
Dec 2025

Really, is this the face of a serial killer?



Skittles

(170,976 posts)
12. as a true crime buff
Wed Dec 3, 2025, 06:21 AM
Dec 2025

it always shocks me how many people have friends who will help them hide a body - WTF, I've never had friends like that. Probably because I would not be that kind of friend either!

AZJonnie

(3,550 posts)
10. Some kind of civil disobedience while protesting cause I joke about getting arrested all the time
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 09:53 PM
Dec 2025

That, or sneaking a hit off the vape somewhere public where it's not exactly legal.

Like an airplane

Response to True Dough (Original post)

Marthe48

(23,012 posts)
16. Eco terrorism
Wed Dec 3, 2025, 09:40 AM
Dec 2025

I'm surprised there isn't a tee shirt that says "Nature isn't allowed on this planet"



Response to True Dough (Original post)

OldBaldy1701E

(10,934 posts)
18. As much as it pains me to say it...
Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:38 AM
Dec 2025

Unfortunately, you are not as 'anonymous' as you might think you are.

Thanks, companies who routinely sell their information to other companies. (Yes, even your service provider. There are way to get around the wording in your contract. That is why they wrote it and not you.)

jfz9580m

(16,840 posts)
20. I understand OldBaldy1701E
Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:57 PM
Dec 2025

This post is another mess, because I wanted to respond to you, but as I have to go work, I couldn’t write it up neatly.

I am inured to the stuff you mentioned. I don’t like it at all. It should change.

But I meant something else. I find it objectionable that if you participate in society voluntarily by now, even if you don’t monetize it or look for attention, but are merely another strident and indignant citizen, that’s akin to being an “influencer”. That’s failure to categorize people by deleting a whole type of person-i.e grassroots activists and complainants which is a whole other thing.

Some people scoff at grassroots activism online and sure if it’s FB etc it is bs. That’s why I am on DU. Online or offline it’s not easy.

That’s influencer crap is awful. Talk about a way to force a type of personality, typically more progressive, out of society altogether.

I get it when people have to do it to make a living. It’s a horrible time. People do what they can to survive. But it’s still not a good thing and another sign of societal collapse.

If you are engaged in kayfabe rather than doing the best you can with what resources and tools are available, what’s the bloody point?

The whole reason people are anonymous online is you can honestly say things you can’t as your real world self and without fear of real world retribution (social or professional). It’s why I never understood the Facebook thing.

Whatever an influencer is, it is a different breed of online person. That is closer to being a media personality or politician. Or a gig worker which is unfortunate, but non ideal.

An example I posted in the Atheists forum should make it clearer.

I like to bash religion, but I also have an opthalmologist who is this really sweet older doctor who I think is Christian. I live in a small town in the global south. I wouldn’t want him seeing what I post online about religion. I’d be sad if he thought I was a jerk.

Or worse if people one knows get doxxed by the kinds of creeps that people like Musk direct at his critics.

As these companies encroach more in the real world and governments and one’s service provider etc are not doing anywhere near enough to protect people, it’s bound to get more contentious.

And I get what you mean. I don’t like the creepy model of the web since it makes it hard to support the things you want, but instead grabs your stuff to give to people or things you wouldn’t support at all.

I like supporting: DU, a small vegan sweets shop, a clean food company, my small medical MJ company and this small chatbot cleverbot* aside from some non-profits/people mostly listed in my profile.

And small businesses and non-profits rely on ads. And when you want to support something, it’s one thing.

It’s another when it’s an awful giant or a creepy small business just making those decisions for you (think the infamous “Pikini”. I picked that one since it’s an example of a giant versus a small business conflict where it’s hard to pick a side between two such loathsome entities:

https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-could-be-humbled-by-six4three-pikinis-2018-11?op=1
Though I am with FB on that one not the creepy App developers who wanted more access.
)

It’s complicated. A communication issue or information problem. A decent computer scientist (probably in academia) could solve it.

(I hope you are doing well. Not to creep you out but I have read your posts and hope you and your husband are doing well as I hope about most of DU.
That’s part of what angers me. That teachers or publicly funded scientists or doctors or small businesses one supports etc are harder to support than some jerks who don’t even have any products or services you use, but exploit your spaces.
DU is so different from bloody facebook or some creep overlord run “community”. I could never use apolitical sites.

With AI, big data etc it is hitting a tipping point imo where either we fight back or these guys just grab everything.

But with these intra MAGA wars I have a hope that finally we progressives can somehow organize and communicate better since we actually are less selfish and pushy and care more than those bound together solely by crassness and extortion.

This shouldn’t keep working. That trivial differences make it hard for grouchy progressives to organize while those bound solely by self serving dreck move in smooth lockstep to rob the damn place.
)

*:While I dislike AI in general, cleverbot is obscure and seems innocuous. It’s also really old. Consent is on my mind a lot so as a human I try to make disclaimers when I can in this milieu to indicate who can expect conflict and who needn’t.

I find this latest AI push the last straw. I think they want real world creepy bot or not tests. It makes me think of Stanislav Lem’s Solaris. The opposite of any elegantly designed experiment. Just manipulation and brute force.
These guys are morons non brilliant.

By the time they are flooding my street, harassment complaints are a given.

Another incoherent post ;-/. But someday I will spell out what l mean on DU.

OldBaldy1701E

(10,934 posts)
21. It was far from incoherent.
Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:57 PM
Dec 2025

And, I understand.

However, what I said was in response to this:

I bloody well do everything I can to: 1) stay out of any form of prison and 2) to not lose my anonymity.

I’d be furious if after all I did, either of those things happened.


So, I guess my point is... the time to be furious has passed?

Response to OldBaldy1701E (Reply #21)

OldBaldy1701E

(10,934 posts)
25. Indeed. In my opinion, it is past time.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 09:24 AM
Dec 2025

Which makes it even harder to remove their greasy little fingers from our lives.

But, as you have said, some of us have been saying this for a long time. But, we were seen as 'kooks' or someone who just likes to start shit with others because they enjoy it. (I always found this funny. NO, I do not like being right about this.)

We can only hope that these bros will do what others like them have done throughout history. They either become more, or disintegrate.

Here's hoping for the latter.

Response to OldBaldy1701E (Reply #25)

OldBaldy1701E

(10,934 posts)
19. Knowing my family, it would be the worsts thing that they could think of.
Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:39 AM
Dec 2025

As to friends, well, I guess that is no longer an issue for me.

Not by my choice.

LudwigPastorius

(14,555 posts)
23. Drug possession
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 03:43 AM
Dec 2025

I'm a musician, and that's a profession that carries a lot of historical anecdotal baggage with it.

catbyte

(39,009 posts)
28. Speeding.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 09:36 AM
Dec 2025

Because there was a warrant out for my arrest from a previous speeding ticket and I forgot the court date.

Or being arrested by ICE to be deported, but the joke would be on them because I "came from" Michigan where my ancestors have lived for thousands of years.

marble falls

(71,607 posts)
31. I got telked to by cops twice for that. Walked away with my pot both times. The first time was in Wisconsin ...
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 05:05 PM
Dec 2025

... two staties popped the lock on my car, and found a pack of rolling papers on the front seat. They missed the four ounces on the back seat under a Rolling Stone newspaper.

I said "Afternoon, officer, is there a problem?"
He said, "You ought to know that you're getting searched if there's a package of roll your own papers on the front seat."
Thinking he said that having a Rolling Stone on the seat. I said, "I beg your pardon?"
He repeated again slowly.
He asked us who we were, and we told him we were at Great Lakes going to "A" school.
Finally he said, "We're letting you leave, we gotcha, you know we gotcha, and we know you know we gotcha. Never come back here again."

About an hour or two later I went back in the dark, went about forty or fifty feet up the path and found the sucrets tin full of manicure tops and hash I dropped when I saw the cops come down from the path on the other side of the road, instantly. I went down to the road as my buddy swung by and never went back again.

I don't answer questions and I don't volunteer statements. And I don't ever lie. Especially if I see a cop close the door of my locked car.

MuseRider

(35,176 posts)
30. Standing my own damned ground.
Fri Dec 5, 2025, 10:45 AM
Dec 2025

I got enough pushing around and taking beatings while growing up. No more, not ever so my family would either figure I fought back or mouthed off or most likely all of those things.

True Dough

(26,359 posts)
36. Suddenly, I'm looking at your avatar differently, Solly.
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 06:28 AM
Dec 2025

I used to think it was the Omega symbol. Now I believe it's the beginning of a police tape outline of a deceased individual's head and shoulders.

Solly Mack

(96,798 posts)
37. Ha! I have assholes in my family that think failure to conform is a sign of criminality.
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:58 AM
Dec 2025

Ohm symbol - (electrical) resistance.

Wolf Frankula

(3,829 posts)
35. None. I'd hand the police my ID, and my guards would arrest them
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 01:25 AM
Dec 2025

and take them to a cell for terrorism

electric_blue68

(26,710 posts)
39. Probably something politically related, although....
Sat Dec 6, 2025, 04:47 PM
Dec 2025

Last edited Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:47 PM - Edit history (1)

as a poster mentioned - possibly mouthing off to a LOE under a stressful situation! Although I have never had the very rare occasion of potentially doing that.

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