Just got a message from the North Pole, Santa needs help. He needs workers to help out as Christmas is fast approaching'

[debm55]

Last edited Sat Dec 6, 2025, 07:45 PM - Edit history (6)

And he needs help soon, Santa is looking for the following:

reindeer feeders or exercising for their flight.

woodworkers for toy making

toy painters

stuffers for stuffed animals

toy assemblers.for bikes doll house, etc.

your choice using your special talents --sewing, singing , dancing, decorating .etc

I have picked taking care of the Misfit toys.from ice.

Toy wrapper. Wrapping paper and ribbons are provided

What about you? What can you do to help at the North Pole???

[Irish_Dem]

1. I can taste test the candy treats.

Make sure they are up to Santa's high standards.

[debm55]

2. Excellent. Thank you very much for giving your time as candy treat taste tester. Enjoy.

[Irish_Dem]

19. My brothers will taste test the beer and Jameson's.

Quality standards only.

[debm55]

20. Thank you to your brother. Santa expects a high quality.

[Ferrets are Cool]

3. Good thing that the N Pole isn't in the US. I'm positive that elves fall under the veil of "immigrants".

[debm55]

4. Well, I am taking care of the Misfit toys from ice.

[True Dough]

5. Are you sure he needs stuffers,

and not fluffers, deb?

[debm55]

6. Now, True Dough, have you ever seen a stuffed animal fluffed? No, they are stuffed. Do you want to be a stuffer?

[True Dough]

7. I've been told

to "get stuffed" many, many times. So I'll have to think about it.

[debm55]

8. Santa is waiting, Harker made hockey sticks one year. can you do that?

[True Dough]

9. What if Harker jumped off a bridge, deb?

What would be the expectation for me then???

[lastlib]

10. I can build a mean database for those naughty/nice lists.....

relational, non-hierarchical.....

Other than that..... (I don't suppose Santa needs help with solving differential equations...)

[debm55]

12. Thank you very much lastlib. That would be very helpful for Santa.

[pandr32]

11. I want access to the magic dust!

Maybe I could volunteer to bag some of it for the time-warp trip, and the flying ability?
I could perhaps keep a little bit...

[debm55]

13. Well, you would have to ask Santa about that. Thank you pandr32. I will put you down for helping with the reindeer.

[pandr32]

14. Okay. I have always wanted to pet some.

[debm55]

16. Thank you very much, Santa will be happy. Say hi to Rudolph for me.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

15. I'll help out this guy:

[debm55]

17. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you discntnt_irny_srcsm. Would you like to adopt a Misfit toy so it has a forever home?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

18. Sure...

...maybe something one of my rescue cats or dogs would like.

[debm55]

21. Thank you, discntnt_irny_scrsm. I think

[mwmisses4289]

22. May i make the gift tags to go on the presents?

I.have plenty of stamps, inks, papers, ribbons, dies, and embellishments to make lovely gift tags. And I'm pretty sure Santa and Mrs. Claus have plenty more! 🎅🤶😄

[debm55]

23. That would be wonderful, mwmisses4289. What a creative person you are.

[debm55]

24. There are so many things that Santa needs done. Any more helpers?