Let me know what you want for Christmas.

[Duncanpup]

We’re off to see Santa Claus for breakfast my lady friend and her youngest granddaughters.
A lot of excitement with these two kiddos ages six and four even Dunc the golden chonk is coming along Santa loves dogs.

[markie]

1. happy!

[KS Toronado]

2. I'd like kill 'em all Pete's & Tariffman's heads on a platter

I know Santa won't do it but I can dream can't I?

[Niagara]

3. I can't tell you, Dunc

I don't want to get your OP locked.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. Sophie dog says she would like a pizza with everything please.

And a new chew tire for after dinner.

[Duncanpup]

9. A question on the chew tire for after dinner.

Does it help with digestion.

[Diamond_Dog]

15. Not sure Duncanpup.

[generalbetrayus]

5. My granddog Maisy wants me and my girlfriend to visit and stay with her over the Christmas break

while her "mom" and "dad" go on vacation in her "mom's" home state. Her wish is going to come true.

[Botany]

6. Yes send some money to:

Kids in need of desks.
Save the Redwoods
Doug Tallamy’s Homegrown National Park
Any food bank or community organization that gives out pet food …. Give em some pet food
in 5 to 10 pound bags.

Please do not get me anything. I have enough stuff.

[NNadir]

7. The right to open the champagne bottle when the answer to Orrex's daily question is "yes!"

[twodogsbarking]

8. New Year's Day.

[Marthe48]

10. Have fun!

I want you all to have a wonderful time

[speak easy]

11. A presidential obituary in a newspaper.

[NNadir]

16. I tell this joke often here...

In the old Soviet Union, a guy comes down each day to the newsstand and picks up a copy of Pravda - Fox News of the Soviet Union when it existed.

He looks at the front page, and throws the paper in the garbage.

It does for over a year.

Finally the newsstand guy can't stand it any more and says "Why do you just look at the front page and then throw the paper away every day?"

The guy says, "I'm looking for the obituaries."

The newsstand guy says, "They're not on the front page; they're inside the paper."

The guy answers, "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."

I certainly feel that way..

[electric_blue68]

22. It's a great joke!

[pandr32]

12. How about he tells President Pork Rind...

there is a gold trophy for him at the North Pole, but he drops him out of the sleigh over an open ocean without a life vest as a favor to kids everywhere.

[multigraincracker]

13. The world is random like a shuffled deck of cards.

I can’t change it with wishes and prayers. All I can control is how I play the hand I’m dealt.

[Clouds Passing]

14. Santa + dog pics please 🙏🏼

[Tetrachloride]

17. Any story from the Dunc home

[Emile]

18. Tell Santa that Emile wants

good health.

[debm55]

19. Did you get the granddaughters and Dunc's picture taken with Santa.?

[Duncanpup]

20. The girls did get their pictures taken with Santa.

Dunc sat with me he’s on the naughty list Deb.

[debm55]

21. What did he do to be on the naughty list?