If you came with a warning label, what would it read?

[True Dough]

For me, it would be something along the lines of "Warning: His sarcastic brand of humor is not to everyone's taste."

[anciano]

1. Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about,

but he doesn't have a clue. Proceed with curiosity.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Warning: Prone to Daydreaming

Long one-sided conversations not advisable.

This is a great question!

[multigraincracker]

3. Warning. Past expectation date.

[Marthe48]

4. Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork

A slow, pleasurable death from homemade bakery

[True Dough]

10. I suspect

you'd beat and batter me first, Marthe!

[Marthe48]

11. So you think I'm a mean cook?

lol

[True Dough]

12. Oh, in the end

no doubt it all comes out tender.

[cloudbase]

5. This fits:

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[surfered]

6. Best by 12/20/74

[quaint]

7. Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper.

Justice for all!

[True Dough]

9. Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you:

[justaprogressive]

8. Careful! This person will say things,

to which there is no possible response.

(professional third-party confirmed)

[John1956PA]

13. A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter."