Sitting on the floor next to dead tree eating lint covered hard candy out of a sock was never my idea of a good time!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[cayugafalls]

1. Depends on the tree...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😁

[Sneederbunk]

2. Was it ribbon candy?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😬

[Srkdqltr]

5. Too much work anymore.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😁

[ZDU]

6. Perfection! Thank you!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😁

[unblock]

7. Dammit Floyd how many times do I gotta tell you! It's *lindt* not lint!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤦🏼

[markie]

8. Oh, but the orange!

or is it already moldy?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😝

[justaprogressive]

9. Santa left me packages

of gold coin chocolate (thanx mom!) in my stocking.

Candy is important at 4AM!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. ☺️

[Blue Owl]

15. Raw candy? That's disgusting, by the way.....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 😬

[IcyPeas]

16. At least Candy Canes have a handle....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 🤗

[Ptah]

17. At least you had socks.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. My six siblings and I shared one!

[Ptah]

23. Must have been a hoot at the sock hop!

[catbyte]

21. That's nothing compared to the trauma of staying overnight on Christmas Eve at my grandparent's house when I was six.

I woke up and went downstairs only to find my Nana eating the cookies and drinking the milk I'd left for Santa. Her shocked, stern "GET BACK TO BED!" didn't help.

But at the end of the day, I decided that I didn't care where the presents were coming from.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. 😁