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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,854 posts)Wounded Bear
(64,328 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,761 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,934 posts)KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(16,670 posts)FakeNoose
(41,637 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)
...slightlv
(7,790 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,212 posts)niyad
(132,446 posts)montanacowboy
(6,714 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(23,175 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(12,246 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(83 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(7,031 posts)lastlib
(28,277 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,357 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,924 posts)Martin Eden
(15,629 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(29,707 posts)FemDemERA
(828 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
snot
(11,804 posts)Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(196,502 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(196,502 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(11,143 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
underpants
(196,502 posts)He tended not to hunt in the summer though
OldBaldy1701E
(11,143 posts)lastlib
(28,277 posts)Asking for a friend.
OldBaldy1701E
(11,143 posts)They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.
speak easy
(12,598 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,354 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(29,035 posts)Drum
(10,678 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,902 posts)Rhiannon12866
(255,583 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,607 posts)
Jarqui
(10,909 posts)AllaN01Bear
(29,498 posts)twodogsbarking
(18,785 posts)pandr32
(14,272 posts)peggysue2
(12,533 posts)Great way to start the day off.
TY