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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,742 posts)Wounded Bear
(64,106 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,642 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,720 posts)KS Toronado
(23,593 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(16,447 posts)FakeNoose
(41,130 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,593 posts)
...slightlv
(7,680 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,212 posts)niyad
(131,346 posts)montanacowboy
(6,698 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(22,982 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(23,593 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(12,104 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(67 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(6,764 posts)lastlib
(27,970 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(23,593 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,323 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,903 posts)Martin Eden
(15,516 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(29,235 posts)FemDemERA
(763 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(195,888 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,593 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(195,888 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,877 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
underpants
(195,888 posts)He tended not to hunt in the summer though
OldBaldy1701E
(10,877 posts)lastlib
(27,970 posts)Asking for a friend.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,877 posts)They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.
speak easy
(12,595 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,308 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(28,902 posts)Drum
(10,615 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,799 posts)Rhiannon12866
(253,554 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,513 posts)
Jarqui
(10,888 posts)AllaN01Bear
(29,145 posts)twodogsbarking
(18,270 posts)pandr32
(14,114 posts)peggysue2
(12,480 posts)Great way to start the day off.
TY