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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,900 posts)Wounded Bear
(64,451 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,843 posts)Clouds Passing
(8,084 posts)KS Toronado
(23,730 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(16,830 posts)FakeNoose
(41,989 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,730 posts)
...slightlv
(7,861 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,212 posts)niyad
(133,194 posts)montanacowboy
(6,724 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(23,288 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(23,730 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(12,374 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(87 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(7,160 posts)lastlib
(28,420 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(23,730 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,376 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,945 posts)Martin Eden
(15,742 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(29,977 posts)FemDemERA
(866 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
snot
(11,848 posts)Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(196,855 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,730 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(196,855 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(11,314 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
underpants
(196,855 posts)He tended not to hunt in the summer though
OldBaldy1701E
(11,314 posts)lastlib
(28,420 posts)Asking for a friend.
OldBaldy1701E
(11,314 posts)They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.
speak easy
(12,598 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,361 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(29,101 posts)Drum
(10,724 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,981 posts)Rhiannon12866
(257,075 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,643 posts)
Jarqui
(10,920 posts)AllaN01Bear
(29,706 posts)twodogsbarking
(19,026 posts)pandr32
(14,307 posts)peggysue2
(12,560 posts)Great way to start the day off.
TY