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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,495 posts)Wounded Bear
(63,667 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,222 posts)Clouds Passing
(6,739 posts)KS Toronado
(22,573 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(15,996 posts)FakeNoose
(39,796 posts)
KS Toronado
(22,573 posts)
...slightlv
(7,229 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,022 posts)niyad
(129,064 posts)montanacowboy
(6,646 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(22,533 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(22,573 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(11,681 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(16 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(6,454 posts)lastlib
(27,324 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(22,573 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,224 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,798 posts)Martin Eden
(15,256 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(28,200 posts)FemDemERA
(667 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
snot
(11,396 posts)Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(194,316 posts)
KS Toronado
(22,573 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(194,316 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(9,812 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
speak easy
(12,561 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,223 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(28,546 posts)Drum
(10,524 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,573 posts)Rhiannon12866
(248,459 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,302 posts)