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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,672 posts)Wounded Bear
(63,970 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,509 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,446 posts)KS Toronado
(23,361 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(16,209 posts)FakeNoose
(40,705 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,361 posts)
...slightlv
(7,583 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,211 posts)niyad
(130,445 posts)montanacowboy
(6,688 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(22,855 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(23,361 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(11,990 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(56 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(6,637 posts)lastlib
(27,785 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(23,361 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,297 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,873 posts)Martin Eden
(15,440 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(28,990 posts)FemDemERA
(703 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(195,550 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,361 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(195,550 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,629 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
underpants
(195,550 posts)He tended not to hunt in the summer though
OldBaldy1701E
(10,629 posts)lastlib
(27,785 posts)Asking for a friend.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,629 posts)They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.
speak easy
(12,595 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,304 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(28,804 posts)Drum
(10,601 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,727 posts)Rhiannon12866
(252,138 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,435 posts)
Jarqui
(10,857 posts)AllaN01Bear
(28,880 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,924 posts)pandr32
(13,916 posts)peggysue2
(12,441 posts)Great way to start the day off.
TY
