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As if death wasnt enough


What are they warning us about here?







Cows base jumping?



How could they not see the dilemma here?













Totally Tunsie
(11,615 posts)Wounded Bear
(63,903 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,434 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,138 posts)KS Toronado
(23,159 posts)And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"
efhmc
(16,138 posts)FakeNoose
(40,364 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,159 posts)
...slightlv
(7,451 posts)But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)
bronxiteforever
(11,137 posts)niyad
(129,855 posts)montanacowboy
(6,683 posts)those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marthe48
(22,770 posts)I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"
I never thought they were doing it on purpose!
KS Toronado
(23,159 posts)"Leave early tomorrow morning"
chowder66
(11,889 posts)Thx!
Zelda_Orchid
(42 posts)Shucks!
Wonder Why
(6,563 posts)lastlib
(27,630 posts)As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!
Welcome to DU!
KS Toronado
(23,159 posts)
Grokenstein
(6,267 posts)"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"
planetc
(8,852 posts)Martin Eden
(15,385 posts)Thanks for sharing.
Bayard
(28,773 posts)FemDemERA
(693 posts)Thanks for sharing them!
Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.
underpants
(195,203 posts)
KS Toronado
(23,159 posts)Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?
underpants
(195,203 posts)Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock
One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.
I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of Bull Island is actually below sea level.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,351 posts)If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp
Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.
The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...

We know El Mosco!!
underpants
(195,203 posts)He tended not to hunt in the summer though
OldBaldy1701E
(10,351 posts)lastlib
(27,630 posts)Asking for a friend.
OldBaldy1701E
(10,351 posts)They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.
speak easy
(12,595 posts)Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.
soldierant
(9,294 posts)"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."
mountain grammy
(28,733 posts)Drum
(10,579 posts)
TommieMommy
(2,687 posts)Rhiannon12866
(250,925 posts)DinahMoeHum
(23,394 posts)
Jarqui
(10,841 posts)AllaN01Bear
(28,689 posts)twodogsbarking
(17,661 posts)pandr32
(13,834 posts)peggysue2
(12,414 posts)Great way to start the day off.
TY