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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIs "Little Drummer Boy" the worst Christmas song ever? Or are there other contenders?
Well... actually, you know... I guess I can think of other contenders for bad songs (ie: that Chipmunks song... and that Grandma getting run over by a reindeer song) but hose are goofy novelty songs so being bad is part of the gag. It's the reason they wear thin after awhile.
Aside from "Little Drummer Boy" (or maybe Sinatra's "The Lord's Prayer" as a close runner-up) I can't think of any other truly horrible holiday tunes.
Any ideas? Maybe I could make an Amazon or Spotify playlist.

yardwork
(68,995 posts)I LOVE the Little Drummer Boy. Just because they made a sappy stop-action animated show around is no reason to disparage the song itself.
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)it just drags on and on and on... so slow and monotonous and tedious and repetitive, pa rum pa pum pum.
yardwork
(68,995 posts)Nittersing
(8,139 posts)yardwork
(68,995 posts)rampartd
(3,942 posts)and a partridge in a pear tree........
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)MerrilyMerrily
(228 posts)Bing Crosby with David Bowie singing descant (Peace on Earth) - lovely.
Nana Mouskouri singing the French version (L'Enfant au Tambour) - almost unearthly beauty.
applegrove
(130,575 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 12, 2025, 10:59 PM - Edit history (1)
"Sur la route pa rum pa pa pum. Petit tambour quit va pa rump pa pa pum. Il sens ca coeur quit bas pa rum papa pum. Au rhythm de ces pas pa rum pa pa bum, rum pa pa pum, rum pa pa pum"
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(13,056 posts)chicoescuela
(2,672 posts)back in the 70s and 80s in northern Nevada.
They had to make a couple bucks on their song.
Aint getting rich in casino lounges.
BlueTsunami2018
(4,892 posts)The Christmas Shoes - NewSong
Horrible song, about a kid who wants to buy new shoes for his dying mom so she can look pretty if she meets Jesus that night.
Please Daddy dont get Drunk this Christmas - John Denver
Apparently daddy has a drinking problem and always passes out under the tree after knocking it down. But the kid doesnt understand that daddy needs to drink after being forced to listen to the Christmas Shoes all day at work.
Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
Even a genius like Paul has a bad day occasionally. Horrible.
There are several more but I dont want to steal all the thunder here.
electric_blue68
(26,100 posts)I had no idea!
OTOH; your reason for why daddy has to drink is hilarious! (my underline)
"Apparently daddy has a drinking problem and always passes out under the tree after knocking it down. But the kid doesnt understand that daddy needs to drink after being forced to listen to the Christmas Shoes all day at work."
😄😄
I had never of Christmas Shoes till a previous thread.
3catwoman3
(28,690 posts)...member a cappella group has a rendition with a lot of variation in it, which relieves the boredom so typical of most versions. You might consider giving it a try.
I detest the maudlin Christmas Shoes song, and Dominic the Christmas Donkey, as well as Last Christmas, I gave You My Heart.
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)I adore their Jolene that they recorded with Dolly herself.
justaprogressive
(6,352 posts)but they saved the song by elevating it into a choral piece!
Fiendish Thingy
(22,223 posts)The Grandma song comes to mind, or anything with barking dogs or meowing cats.
I have a massive collection of Christmas music, and there is a whole sub genre of Christmas blues songs from the 20s and 30s that are the same slow I-IV-V chord progression with slight variations in lyrics, but all along the lines of:
Woke up this morning, it was Christmas Day
Its gonna be a blue Christmas, cuz my baby went away
I have dozens of these types of songs in my collection.
As much as I like the blues, these songs are intolerable.
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)debm55
(56,566 posts)Zorro
(18,358 posts)but yeah, I doubt any parents of a newborn would welcome someone banging on a drum as they're coddling their child.
Mad_Dem_X
(10,140 posts)I can handle just about any other Christmas song, but not that one.
johnp3907
(4,230 posts)"Is that tape recorder still running?"
Polly Hennessey
(8,606 posts)it makes my jaw hurt listening to it. I believe it is the sole reason I now hate Christmas music.
yardwork
(68,995 posts)Niagara
(11,596 posts)That's news to me.
Some people just have bupkis taste and are total sticks in the mud. Also, peoples unsolicited opinions are not facts.
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.Lao Tzu
yardwork
(68,995 posts)Niagara
(11,596 posts)catbyte
(38,708 posts)Bobstandard
(2,187 posts)The song is Felice Navidad. The refrain, I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, repeated ad nauseum in a hectoring shout will kick the Christmas spirit right out of you. Hear it twice while commuting and youll aim for a concrete abutment.
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)Bobstandard
(2,187 posts)buzzycrumbhunger
(1,684 posts)I refer you to the Pee Wee Herman episode where Grace Jones sings Little Drummer Boy.
And goddamnitall
I had to edit this because I originally misremembered that it was Charro
She actually did Feliz Navidad, which was equally horrendous.
Gore1FL
(22,861 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,138 posts)sakabatou
(45,809 posts)murielm99
(32,724 posts)The Queen of Christmas.
Ocelot II
(129,375 posts)SuzyandPuffpuff
(419 posts)Hate that song lol
bif
(26,711 posts)wcmagumba
(5,721 posts)I like this one though:
Chasstev365
(7,207 posts)Aristus
(71,762 posts)The lyric "Yet, in thy dark streets shineth..."
PBC_Democrat
(447 posts)This is my 2nd fav version ...
First, by far, is the Celtic Women with Chloe
ret5hd
(22,249 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,434 posts)Orchestra.
Blumancru
(218 posts)He ripped off Stewball (more correctly Skewball) for the melody. He did spare us any Yoko caterwauling on it.
I Found The Brains of Santa Claus is bad
Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year by Tiny Tim is vomit inducing.
Big Blue Marble
(5,668 posts)Many agree. Check out these sites.
https://littledrummerboychallenge.com
https://www.facebook.com/LittleDrummerBoyChallenge
Dorothy V
(462 posts)If that isn't the worst then I don't know what is. If you're feeling masochistic enough you can find the thing on YT.
It makes Little Drummer Boy sound great.
IcyPeas
(24,924 posts)I mean... c'mon... this is art.
Here's the entire Christmas special:
mnhtnbb
(33,169 posts)It really plays up the percussive aspect of the song, as it should.
electric_blue68
(26,100 posts)As far as go; "Grandma Got Runover..., the Chipmonks..., once is quite enough for the season. 😄
Aristus
(71,762 posts)yorkster
(3,700 posts)bif
(26,711 posts)I get so sick of it by the beginning of December. I hate going into stores where it's played constantly. I really can't think of a single one I enjoy.
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)Sequoia
(12,726 posts)Is downright awful. Lazy greedy woman wanting a sugar daddy.
Harker
(17,465 posts)gay texan
(3,170 posts)Away in a manger
gopiscrap
(24,553 posts)"I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Underneath the Mistletoe"
yorkster
(3,700 posts)Did the Google and found a video. When it got to "when mama meets jesus", I literally had the wholebody crawling cringies.
Glad I missed that one over the years.
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(13,056 posts)I had to change the radio station..
pansypoo53219
(22,912 posts)Norrrm
(4,132 posts)patphil
(8,746 posts)Captain Zero
(8,759 posts)nt
ProfessorGAC
(75,937 posts)...was "Last Christmas".
How the heck did that become a Christmas song?
First, it's whiny & depressing. Second it has nothing to do with Christmas. The date is merely incidental.
I hate that song.
QueerDuck
(1,110 posts)duckworth969
(1,253 posts)That song is a complete lizard.