What does Santa Claus actually do the rest of the year?

[jmowreader]

We know that on Christmas Eve Santa flies around the world delivering presents to all the good little boys and girls. But the rest of the year he has all his elves to do the admin crap like procurement and planning...so, does he just sit around drinking hot cocoa and smoking his pipe?

[wcmagumba]

1. Well, there is Mrs. Clause to keep him occupied...

[Aristus]

6. I grew up with a bit of a Mrs. Claus crush.

At least, the "Mrs. Claus"es in my Dad's Playboy magazines' December issues.

You GO, Santa!...

[rurallib]

13. know what you mean

[Aristus]

14. The memories are strong...

[BOSSHOG]

2. He used to hang out at a favorite watering hole

On a favorite Bayou in South Louisiana. Incognito of course. You Oughta hear Boo-Dro and Tee bado discuss incognito. Santa said it was a job requirement to maintain his jolly bod.

[debm55]

3. After a brief rest in the warm climate of Hawaii. He heads back to the North Pole and begins his list of Naughty and

and Nice, while the elves begin their toy making.

[Endlessmike56]

4. Judge's people

[Intractable]

5. Making that list is a full-time job!

[QueerDuck]

7. Watching me when I'm sleeping... watching me when I'm awake...

knowing if I've been bad or good and when I (uh... well... never mind.) 😊

[justaprogressive]

8. He's

MAKING A LIST, CHECKING IT TWICE!

obviously...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Well, there is the naughty girls list!🎅🏼

[Marthe48]

10. Maybe Santa does sports and travel?

[CTyankee]

11. They are so hideous.

NO MAS! NO MAS!

[Marthe48]

12. Aw, they are part of my Santa collection

When my family and friends found out I collected Santa figurines, they gave me all kinds.

Sorry you don't like them.

[CTyankee]

16. I apologize. Of course, as gifts from folks's hearts they are very heartfelt. Il va sans dire.

[Xavier Breath]

15. OnlyFans.

Hey, Santa's got a lot of overhead to cover.